The Classic Porn Review
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67%Like:
- multiple daily updates
- good design and navigation
- stream and download options
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- no advanced search
- no bonus sites
- pre-checked cross sales
$3495
30 Days
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Go Back in Time on The Classic Porn
The porn industry has gone through many changes over the decades. It went from being against the law in the 1960s to having a full-blown revolution in the 1970s, which is widely considered The Golden Age of porn. The industry is ever-changing depending on what's trending today and any advances in technology, but on The Classic Porn, you can fondly look back at a simpler time.
Big bushes and natural tits were all the rage, and XXX cinemas were booming. Pornos played in theaters across North America and then the introduction of VHS tapes and then DVDs revolutionized how people consumed adult content. Those are the movies you can watch on TheClassicPorn, cheesy storylines and bad hairdos included!
Discover a Massive Retro Porn Collection
The Classic Porn's collection is huge and ever-expanding. Currently, there are 15825 DVDs, but that number will be higher by the time you read this! They upload several films every day. You never know what you're getting either. One day it could be a sexy solo film starring a blonde bombshell from the 1990s, and another time it could be a gangbang from the 1970s where everyone has a perm to match their bush. Sometimes you're getting the full-length film with no clear breaks in the action and other times, it's a DVD with individual scenes.
As you might expect, the collection isn't exclusive, but when it comes to vintage porn, who cares? You'll be able to find some photos too, but they're harder to track down. Some models have a photo gallery in their profile, so you have to go through the model index and click each girl to see who has pics and who doesn't. I'd estimate 5400 photo sets.
The Golden Era of Adult Content
When it comes to vintage porn, the older the better. Here, there are fewer than 60 movies from the 2000s with the majority from the '70s and '80s, the true golden era. Discover classics like Deep Throat , one of the most successful pornos of all time. Much of the collection is from a time when they used wild editing techniques and loud music while the performers were fucking. You can also rediscover stars of the past, like Traci Lords, Nina Hartley and Candy Samples.
For many connoisseurs, that graininess is what makes the movies so perfect. It means they're authentic. Obviously the films are lower quality - most are over 40 years old and transferred from VHS - but it adds to that vintage appeal.
Not only are there movies to watch from around the world, but there's also a varied selection to choose from. Pick from their list of categories that include Anal , Asian , Black, DP, Facial and Lesbian . There's a basic search to help you out, tags on the videos (for the actors and directors too), comments if you have something to say, you can give a thumbs up or down, and save all your favorites to watch again later. Vintage or not, the interface is still mobile -friendly.
How to Cancel The Classic Porn
Hopefully, you'll have a smooth browsing experience, but if you have any issues, you can reach out to them through their Support page. There's a search bar so you can find answers to your questions, and if your problem persists, submit a ticket with all the details along with your contact info. For cancelations, you have to go through your biller before your membership rebills and they link to their support pages. If you're having trouble reaching them, Rabbit's is happy to help you out!
Enough XXX Movies to Last a Lifetime
Vintage porn will always be in style, no matter how much the industry evolves. It's interesting to look back at how different the business was and enjoy the golden era of porn. After all, it's a part of our history! This is a massive and varied collection of retro porn that's growing bigger every single day and you'll never run out of movies to watch. We're currently advertising a The Classic Porn discount on the tour, but we're having issues with its application, so for now, it's the regular $34.95/month. It will be back up and running soon, though, so you can save money on your membership.
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The Classic Porn Score & Stats
- 15825+ Movies (avg: 70 mins)
- 5400+ Pic Sets (50 pics-per-set)
- Streaming
- No Download Limits
- Photo Zip Sets
- High Res Photos
- No HD Porn
- No 4K Videos
Score Breakdown
| Image Quality | 7/15 |
| Usability | 10/10 |
| Updates | 10/10 |
| Content Amount | 15/15 |
| Value | 7/10 |
| Exclusivity | N/A |
| Download / Streaming | 5/5 |
| Features | 3/5 |
| Bonus Material | 10/10 |
| Rabbit Score | 67% |
The Classic Porn Video Quality
| MP4 | 640x480; 806K |
| MP4 | 640x480; 806K; Streaming |
User Comments
By Peter.South on Dec 15, 2018
Hi. People still having difficulties to download vids? I'm thinking to join but would like to download vids/pics.
By EJ on Jun 1, 2018
As far as the actual content is concerned - this is the kind of gold mine that retro porn fans dream about. If you can name it, they've probably got. Seriously, you can gorge yourself on this site for months and still find new stuff. Unfortunately a great deal of the downloads straight up don't work. And the worst part is that too many of these are exactly the kind of classics folks sign up TO download specifically. I mean, wtf? It's kind of hard to not feel like you've been somewhat cheated when you sign up for a month, and you're encountering dozens of broken download links one day in. I truly hope something is done about this soon, because I genuinely love the content the site offers, but too much of it is unavailable to me because of one broken download after another.
By eldar on May 1, 2018
Can't believe I paid money for this crap. It's not even a adult site.
By VIDEOHEREBOB on Nov 20, 2015
Pros: Got a hold of some some rare films that never went to DVD. Cons: Poor customer service. Poor quality vs. a typical vhs tape. Some films dubbed in German. Some films missing beginning credits.
By Anonymous on Jan 29, 2015
I think this is a great site with great selections featuring icons of '70s, '80s and '90s porn, but the one sticking point for me was how undependable it was to download files. Many times the files stopped downloading for no reason and resulted in incomplete file -- very frustrating, so I ended my subscription well before I normally would have. Quality of the films could be better, but it's not like the original videotapes were well preserved. Let's face it, it's not like these films are going to be restored or that the masters exist anywhere, so just be glad they've been converted to a digital format for a modern audience to enjoy. Looking back, my main complaint with these old films is the choppy editing and poor shooting. They cut too much to and linger too long on the schlubby guys (presumably to let viewers vicariously enjoy the male performers' pleasure), but who wants to see that -- I just want to see the girl! And very often the camera zooms in so close that you don't know what's going on. Great to see the classic performers I grew up with, but glad that the "cinematography" has greatly improved since then!
By Anonymous on Nov 26, 2014
if I had read the review of Rabbit, I would not have taken out a subscription on this site because I wanted to do my own compilation of scenes and I soon perceived it that this was not possible, in my opinion they should to ensure that we can see and / or download the scenes one by one (that day I subscribe me for six months because I have a lot of scenes to be downloaded), the streaming player is also to change because more the film is long more it takes time to load and once it is loaded, it takes some time to start, sometimes he stops to recharge ....... brief, the functioning is random when exceed 90 minutes (and there are quite a few). Triage in pre-established genres could be done better, an example: Lesbians (this is the one that interests me) there are 917 titles on 917 154 titles there are lesbian 100% the rest being straight titles containing 1 or 2 lesbian scene and add to that the soon available titles (they are dated in red). Seeking in other sections I saw of the titles lesbian 100% which not are in the pre-established genre. Frankly, it is not serious this kind of sorting, without boasting I would have done better. the image quality is quite good although sometimes it is limited (old movies+VHS tape = no HD) Mon traducteur en ligne donnant des signes de fatigue, je ne peux en écrire davantage (sorry)
By Jaimes on May 9, 2014
I disagree with Rabbit's assertion that "there is no such thing as a site that is absolutely perfect or completely worthless" I have seen plenty of worthless sites and I believe that extremity and CFNM are the two greatest villains and are ruining modern porn forever. That is one of the many reasons I visit sites like THE CLASSIC PORN. The pro's: there are a few truly hard to get videos here. There are a few that actually have decent (though not spectacular quality-everything is MP4) The cons: about 75% of the videos are NOT in even decent quality. More than a few times I have run into: "wrong hash/video does not exist". And, as of this writing, suddenly the down loader has completely stopped working: all you get is a blank screen. Who knows if this will be fixed in a timely manner. In addition, there is a hell of a lot of "filler" compilations and for many of the videos you cannot download the entire movie but must download scenes. This is annoying because the scenes are only numbered with no way of knowing what the scene actually contains. I downloaded, so far, something like 50 videos and deleted about 40 because the quality was really horrible. Is it worth the discounted price? Yes, for a month. Because A.) if you can get 5 good videos, that's worth it. B.) Many of the videos you can buy cheaply at ADULT DVD MARKETPLACE. So I use the downloads as a sort of preview. If I see something I like but the quality is bad, I check ADVD. Just hope they fix that down loader soon!
By simo on Sep 24, 2013
doesn't mention limited trial means 3 movies