Fap House Review

Get On and Get Off With Fap House

When bros argue about who has the biggest dick, there's usually a lot of macho posturing and little measuring. Generally, the guy who is more hung is also the quietest one. That's how it is on Fap House. There's no flashy banner saying the biggest or the best. But when you see the collection's size and quality, you'll understand the site's big-dick energy.

What Are You Getting?

The collection is huge! I'm talking 465319 videos huge. You can literally browse over 230 categories from thousands of studios and individual creators who are posting to the site daily. And the quality doesn't disappoint. There are 40k+ videos in 4K (over 70k if you count the VOD and Fanclub scenes) and hundreds more in Full HD. If you want a taste, the thumbnails transform into trailers when you hover even before you join the site. 

Glancing at some of the most popular scenes will give you an idea of how diverse this collection is. You'll see grannies, hairy pussies, BBWs, interracial hookups, and group sex. There are Latinas, Asians, and Black and white girls galore. The performers come from around the world, with many Americans and Europeans.

You can also count on a mix of amateurs, pro-ams, and pornstars, loads of taboo and reality porn, and pretty much any other niche you can think of, including some wild things, like clown fetish, ASMR, vampire-themed horror porn, and small penis humiliation.

There's a feed with the latest posts by the site's creator and community. A blog outlines how you, too, can join the ranks of their creators, which gives you an insider's look that might be interesting even if you never intend to submit any homemade porn. There's also the option to check out nearly 30,000 trans porn videos and close to 40k gay ones, but these remain hidden until you toggle your viewing preferences.

What Works?

Fap House's massive collection, with hundreds of daily updates, could present a navigational challenge, but their simple yet powerful tools will help you tame the beast. Let's start with the basics, which include sorting by popularity and newest scenes. You can filter by video quality and length, studio, creator, and additional options like Fanclub releases and token-based access.

There's an advanced search, but browsing the Categories is where you can pinpoint things. After you select a category, you'll see a dropdown menu to filter your results by another category and you can keep filtering until you pinpoint precisely what you're after.

There's a Watch History page that comes in handy. You can also leave comments and favorite the scenes. However, the favorites serve a different purpose than you might expect because I found no way to pull up a list of them (perhaps because I was using a reviewer account). Instead, the Porn Radar suggests scenes you might like by building a library based on your selected favorites.

The site lists a contact form and an FAQ for customer support. If you have a billing question, there are links to the various billers. As a paying member, you can automatically cancel by selecting the option in your user profile.

When it comes to signup options, it's as though the webmasters took inspiration from our blog on alternative payment options for porn and included a few. You've got credit cards, PayPal, cryptocurrencies, and PaySafe cards. There are also several membership plans, including a lifetime membership for around $200.

What Doesn't Work?

Anyone can browse the members' area without signing up. You can also create a free account even though the signup process will prompt you to sign up for a recurring membership. If you leave the payment page, you remain signed in and get access to some of the videos on a VOD basis. But they fail to explain the VOD-only option well, even if they mention it in passing in the FAQ.

You should also be aware that your recurring membership doesn't give you access to every single video on the site. Some indie creators and studios will still want you to use tokens to access their content. And for some of the exclusive content, you'll need to get a Fanclub add-on membership. All told, there are well over 300,000 additional scenes to check out, including about 35k in 4K . 

Do I Recommend It?

My only criticism about this collection is more of a backhanded compliment - with so much content, it may be hard to choose what you want to watch! Still, the advanced filtering and Porn Radar feature should help you out with that. Plus the site is super inexpensive to join. It's only $11.99 for a month and with our Fap House discount, it lowers to $7.99, which is a steal. It could make joining the site a no-brainer.