Porn Can Get Messy in March

March 23rd may not seem like a significant date on your calendar unless it's your birthday or some other date of personal significance. But apparently, for one and all, it is Near Miss Day, Melba Toast Day as well as National Chip And Dip Day. So what, right?...

Happy St. Paddy’s Day! – Irish American Porn

Saint Patrick's Day started out as a religious feast day in the early 17th century according to Wikipedia. And so symbols like the shamrock have sacred origins - apparently, its three leaves were used by Saint Patrick to describe the Holy Trinity. Nowadays...

March Madness Brings Hardcore Mayhem

So in a few days here March Madness will be underway. That makes me think of college and coeds - which leads me to make a confession. When people warned me about the dreaded "freshman 15" - I thought that when they said I'd need extra notches, they meant on...

Spring Breakin’ Ain’t Bad with Hardcore Teens

March has begun and with it comes thoughts of coeds cavorting in the sand and surf like some sort of voyeuristic scene from Nude Beach Dreams. Yes, it's that time of year again, spring break and the reason for the season are the kinds of bikini-clad hotties...

Fucking Is a Winter Olympic Sport

If you scroll past the blurb about the long line at the McDonalds in the Olympic Village, even innocuous People magazine puff piece admits that the athletes are banging each other like nobody's business. And it makes sense, because most of them are young, hot...