gatesofheavenblog

Cuckold Gets Cadillac

Three men are waiting to go to heaven. St. Peter is at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife, that is the vehicle you will get in heaven." The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love...
finalistsblog

Finalists for the 2017 Rise Awards!

Ok, people! Here they are! Your finalists for the 2017 RISE Awards!* I have spent a lot of time making these ah-MAZING images to show them off, so please scroll slooooooowly to fully appreciate all my hard work. The form to submit your votes is right at the...
best-washing-machine-brands

Making Laundry Fun Again

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the...
nubilesblogimage

Let Sexy Teens Keep You Warm

How are your New Year's resolutions going? Mine was to eat fewer veggies - I know, I know - a "first world" rabbit problem. I was going to resolve to watch more porn, but considering what I do for a living I thought that might encourage the workaholic in me....
marriagejokeblog

Until Death Do Us Part

A young woman married and had two girls, but then her husband died. She soon married again and had seven more daughters. Alas, that husband died, too. She then remarried a third time and before her last husband kicked the bucket, she had five sons with...