A Dirty Forkin’ Tale

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who's also the owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer. I'll smell it and...

May: A Celebratory Masturbatory Month

So finally May is underway and we all know what that means. It's International Masturbation Month. And if you're a bit doubtful as to whether that's a real thing, like the months dedicated to perhaps more serious subjects, such as Black History, or somber...

“Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On” Now on Netflix

So the other day I read that "Hot Girls Wanted" was getting a sequel on Netflix, but I only scanned the headline and assumed that it would be another feature-length documentary. And if you aren't familiar with the original 2015 film, it had some critics....

Spring Squirting

The chipper little rhyme "April showers bring May flowers" made me fail an exam at school once. Teacher explained to me that the Pilgrims arrived in November 1620 - not spring of that year. I might have passed that test if it was horticultural class, not...

These Sweet Treats Aren’t Just For Easter

A morning infotainment show was on the television at my dentist's office and although the volume was kind of low, I could read from the graphic from the story behind the presenters that people were pissed because an "Easter egg hunt" was being renamed an "egg...