Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in. The first guy, Rick, says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "Beg your pardon?" she asks. "Particularly nasty weather," he replies. The brunette says, "Oh!" and leaves. Then a...

The Birds, The Bees and The Bling

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into...

Bigger Isn’t Everyone’s Better

A buddy of mine tells me that he'd be lying if he said that he never gets off on porn. However, the recurring fantasies most commonly filling his head are mostly limited to chicks he's known in real life. And no, it isn't some humble brag about having bagged...

Dirty Employment Quiz

Ms. Brooks, a real snob, has trouble with a worker in the factory warehouse she oversees. She considers him uneducated, rough around the edges in his appearance and rather unrefined in his manner, so not suitable really for anything but manual labor. One...

Craving Mature Babes Like Crazy

Well, we've definitely gotten away thematically from March Madness or spring break in any literal sense at this point. But I guess that if I really need to feed the theme machine, I can do so by stating that today's blog is all about being mad about mature...