XXX Straight Porn Review

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Modern porn has more subtly than it gets credit for. There was a time when guys acted entitled to sex, and women were happy to indulge them. If you pine for this era, XXX Straight Porn will feel like going back in time. This collection of hardcore porn is technically vintage, as most of it was originally released in the nineties or early 2000s.

What Are You Getting?

One of the strongest parts of XXX Straight Porn is the performers. You'll see the MILFs and porn legends of today when they were young and just starting out. Johnny Sins wearing a doo rag, Syren De Mer as a young lass, and loads of older women before they had breast augmentation surgery.

Action-wise, the scenes have that seedy quality the industry was known for during the time. You'll see lots of hotel rendezvouses, the same orange-couch set, and plots that are basically, "Baby, you need this more than me." I saw one scene where two guys were discussing a girl canceling her shoot, so they turned to the half-naked pair next to them and suggested they eat each other out. Cruising for girls on the streets is another popular trope of the era.

I counted 1864 videos. Technically, you can stream and download in Full HD or HD files but all you'll see in the next section of my review, the quality is lacking. Members can also access 1482 mostly high-res photo sets and download them in Zips.

What Works?

XXX Straight Porn has a dark theme that's easy on the eyes. To browse the content, you can check out the various categories. The pagination also works well, giving you a way to navigate the archives more effectively.

One of the best parts of the video player is that it doesn't autoplay the videos. You can also use keyboard shortcuts to watch one-handed. And when you scrub the timeline, you get frame previews. Casting to your Apple, Google, or Amazon device shouldn't be a challenge, either.

Their customer support has an FAQ section. They also offer some quick tips on the homepage. Or you can contact a human by submitting a ticket or sending an email. To cancel, use the process they outline on the support page or contact your biller directly.

What Doesn't Work?

XXX Straight Porn feels like it launched too early. Many of the site's features don't work, including the ratings, comments, filters, and favorites. The favorites don't populate on the page, there's no evidence that the ratings update, and I couldn't submit a comment without getting an error message. The advanced and basic searches both failed to produce any results regardless of the queries used.

None of the content is dated, so there's no way to determine the update schedule. But even if it were, it's obvious this is a legacy collection. Every video looks like it was filmed in SD and some of them are so compressed they're unwatchable. Only the latest scenes (meaning most recently filmed) look halfway decent.

The site also has a problem with repeat content. The videos are named after the performer and category and then numbered if there are, say, multiple lesbian scenes starring Aaliyah Love. So it's easy to see when "Aaliyah Lesbian 1" and "Aaliyah Lesbian 3" have the same performers wearing the same clothing on the same set, for example.

I use the lesbian category specifically, by the way, because you'll find repeat scenes where the only difference is that they name one performer and not the other. Other videos repeat but have cut the first or last few minutes. The photo sets also repeat. I counted around 50 instances before moving on, so take my counts with a healthy degree of skepticism.

Another reason to doubt the site's size is that you can't view the whole collection in one place. For some reason, the videos section only displays a portion of the MILF and lesbian scenes. As the category filters don't work, the only way to access the other content is to go to the Categories page and select each one individually.

You don't get any bonus content. This shouldn't be too surprising considering the state of the site, but it could help improve the value. They also have two pre-checked cross-sales on the signup page, which feels like a bit of a slap to the face.

Do I Recommend It?

If you want to see your favorite girls when they were just starting out, this is a decent place to look. But if you value your porn browsing experience or want a bit more than just videos hosted on a site, XXX Straight Porn fails to deliver. With substantial UI improvements, bonuses, and clear updates, sure, this could be a contender for your hard-earned cash. As it stands, though, you're better off finding these pornstars elsewhere.