Private Classics Review

As one would expect, given that it's been in the biz since the 1960s, the scenes on Private Classics are not available in HD. But don't worry; the retro feel is part of the appeal. There are currently 3569 scenes drawn from a catalog of 566 feature-length DVDs. The archived magazines are available to download as .pdf files, and you get 2533 photo sets in Zip files. Unlimited downloads are part of your membership, too.

The site's retro vibe sets it apart from the competition. A video that caught my eye is "Cute Blondie Enjoys a Gangbang with DP." The star, Blondie, is a gorgeous Russian who only ever appeared on Private Classics. The scene is from a 1996 movie titled Private Gold 7: Kruger Park, set in a grass hut in Kruger Park, South Africa.

The scene starts with Blondie showing the guys around the hut, explaining that it belongs to her father. The three men are dressed as park wardens. It doesn't take long before they've got Blondie naked on a bed and sucking them off. The guys all fuck her, including anal, eventually cumming on her face one after the other. This vintage scene includes soft background music and is gorgeous in its simplicity.

What Works on Private Classics?

The video player has a full-screen mode and lets you select the speed. Each scene has a short description, and you can like and favorite them. There's an autocompleting search, too. Sorting through the magazines is a blast from the past. Once downloaded, they appear as a PDF document in all their glossy glory. The magazines include text in multiple languages, such as English, Spanish, and German.

The photo sets are divided into decades, each with a short blurb about what was going on with Private Classics and in the world of porn at the time. For example, the '90s saw Berth Milton Jr. (the studio's founder) bringing 1,400 Private films to home video, which was a big deal at the time. I enjoyed reading about the sexual revolution of the 1960s, especially since this was when Berth Sr. first made his mark on the world. As with all the catalogs, you can sort the sets by popularity, date, or alphabetical order.

The model index is good. Each girl has a glamorous cover photo with her hair, makeup, and outfits exemplifying the styles of the time. The profiles list their measurements, as well as birthplace, astrological sign, and any piercings or tattoos they have. 

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What Doesn't Work on Private Classics?

Although the video quality contributes to the scenes' retro feel, it should be noted that they are not available in HD formats. 

While Private Classics links to Private's network of sites, you'll have to pay extra to access any of them.

There are no tags or categories to help you find specific types of content. You may also notice the site doesn't include any upload dates. The tour advertises daily updates, and usually, the combination of these two things should be met with skepticism. But here, it's clear the counts increased since our last visit, so the site deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Do I Recommend Private Classics?

We're suckers for classics, Private or otherwise. So take a trip down memory lane and discover a timeless collection of this studio's productions from the last five decades. It looks like more retro movies continue to arrive frequently, as evidenced by the numbers getting bigger on every visit. With glossy magazines, hardcore porn scenes, and feature-length films, this retro porn collection is well worth the price of admission. Get it for less with our Private Classics discount!