Private Classics Review


    Private Classics Porn Review

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    79%Retro

    Like:

    • Unlimited downloads
    • Large collection
    • Zipped photo sets

    Don't Like:

    • No tags
    • No advanced search
    • No bonus sites

    $2995

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    Travel in Time With Private Classics

    Remember the good ol' days of nudie mags? You know, that one rack in the corner store that beckoned to old and young alike. The curtained area at the back of the video store that contained a colorful universe of the naughty and the forbidden. This is the world to which members are instantly transported when they visit Private Classics.

    Founded in 1965 in Sweden, Private Classics brought hardcore porn to the glossy pages of a magazine. Although it started small, by the 1990's this naughty mag had transitioned to VHS and became a porn powerhouse. Today, the site continues to release scenes.

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    Private has grown into a massive distributor of porn (they provide pay-per-view movies for many major hotels worldwide), and you can take a trip to a simpler time and discover this now global success's roots. You might expect more conservative content, but this old-school smut is gritty and hardcore .

    What Are You Getting?

    As one would expect, given that they've been in the biz since the 1960s, the scenes on Private Classics are not available in HD. But the retro feel of the productions adds to their value. There are currently 2987 SD scenes drawn from a catalog of 495 feature-length movies . The archived magazines are available to download as pdf. files, too. The 2949 photo sets are in Zip files and the quality has increased over time. Unlimited streams and downloads are part of your membership.

    The retro vibe sets the site apart from the competition. A video that caught my eye is "Cute Blondie Enjoys A Gangbang With DP." The star, Blondie, is a gorgeous Russian who only ever appeared on Private Classics. The scene is from a movie titled Private Gold 7: Kruger Park. It's from 1996 and is set in a grass hut in Kruger Park, South Africa.

    The scene starts with Blondie showing the guys around the hut, explaining that it belongs to her father. The three men are dressed as park wardens. It doesn't take long before they've got Blondie naked on a bed and sucking them off. The guys all fuck her, including anal, eventually cumming on her face one after the other. This vintage scene includes soft music and is gorgeous in its simplicity.

    What Works?

    The video player lets you select the playback speed and has full-screen mode. Each scene comes with a short description and you can like and favorite them. Sorting through the magazines is a blast from the past. Once downloaded, they appear on a PDF document in all their glossy glory. The mags include text in multiple languages, like English, Spanish, and German.

    The photo sets are divided into decades. Each decade has a short blurb about what was going on with Private Classics and in the world of porn at the time. For example, the '90s saw Berth Milton Jr (the studio's founder) bringing 1,400 Private films to home video, which was a big deal at the time. I enjoyed reading about the sexual revolution of the '60s, especially since this was when Berth first made his mark on the world! As with all the catalogs, you can sort the sets by popularity, date, or alphabetical order.

    The model index is good. Each girl has a glamorous cover photo with her hair, makeup, and outfits exemplifying the styles of the time. The profiles list their measurements, as well as birthplace, astrological sign, and any piercings or tattoos they have. 

    If you decide to cancel, contact your biller directly or use Private Classics' support page. You can also reach out to our team if you run into any issues. Plus, if you joined for the first time, we cover your subscription with our Money Back Guarantee.

    What Doesn't Work?

    Although the video quality contributes to the retro porn feel of the scenes, it should be noted that the videos are not available in HD formats. They still look great, though.

    And while Private Classics links to the Private network of sites, you'll have to pay extra to access any of them.

    There is no advanced search, tags, or categories to help you out. And although they advertise daily updates, there are no dates on the scenes, so we can only give them the benefit of the doubt.

    Do I Recommend It?

    We're suckers for classics, Private or otherwise. So take a trip down memory lane and discover a timeless collection of this studio's productions from the last five decades. It looks like more retro movies continue to be posted frequently and the numbers get bigger each time we visit. With glossy magazines, hardcore porn scenes, and feature-length films, this retro porn collection is well worth the price of admission.

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    Stats & Score

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    • 2987+ Movies (avg: 20 mins)
    • 2949+ Pic Sets (50 pics-per-set)
    • Streaming
    • No Download Limits
    • Photo Zip Sets
    • High Res Photos
    • No HD Porn
    • No 4K Videos

    Score Breakdown

    Image Quality9/15
    Usability7/10
    Updates10/10
    Content Amount15/15
    Value8/10
    Exclusivity20/20
    Download / Streaming5/5
    Features4/5
    Bonus Material1/10
    Rabbit Score79%

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    Video Format

    MP4

    720x5401700K; Streaming

    MP4

    720x5401700K

    Reviewed by:Mike Iker

    Latest Review Update: Jan 26, 2024

    Since our last review of the site:

    • They've added 148 scenes.
    • The content isn't dated, but they advertise daily updates.

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