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When VHS tapes and Laserdiscs were introduced to the public, it brought pornography out of the theatres and into the homes of millions of people, enabling them to practice self-love without fear of prosecution. It is this era that gave us The Classic Porn, without which I would not be doing the job that I do today.

There are those who love TheClassicPorn due to nostalgia and others who love it because it features beautiful women with full bushes and insatiable appetites for sex, the likes of which cannot be seen in today's cookie-cutter porn. Whether you saw it the first time around or it's brand new to you, porn from the '70s, '80s and early '90s will satisfy you in ways you had not previously thought possible.

The site is adding new content on a daily basis, so there's always something new to see. Also, instead of scenes from videos, they are adding full-length DVDs, which is a welcome change, although it also means that there is no way to select a specific scene from a DVD other than scroling through it while it is playing. The content is nonexclusive, but it is a great collection nonetheless.

Currently, there are 3,271 full-length DVDs, which means there are more than 9,000 sex scenes from movies like "Deep Throat" and "Candy Stripers." The site has added and removed many viewing formats in its history, but this time around every movie I downloaded was either in a below-average or average-quality MP4 file and they also have a streaming option.

In the same way that some people prefer LP records over MP3s, there are those who love old-timer porn with its grainy images and scratchy sounds more than newer videos with clearer definition. There's something sexy about seeing a less-experienced Nina Hartley in the days before her breast implants or watching Candy Samples fuck John Holmes in their glory days. If you love classic porn the way some people love classic rock, then you're going to love this site.

There are photos, but they don't have their own section. To see them, you have to look through the profiles of the different stars. There are about 300 galleries and the number of pics in each varies wildly. You can also submit your own photos with a pornstar in them (which seem to all come from classic porno mags). All the sets can be downloaded in Zip files. A bunch have high-res shots, but being retro, they're still a bit grainy.

Your membership comes with access to three related bonus sites: Gay The Classic Porn, Classic Porn Scenes and Retro Porn Archive. Two more are promised, but that claim has been there for a while. There's still a great amount of content that should keep lovers of The Classic Porn reminiscing for a good long while.

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Average Score: 66.0

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  • Comment by: Jaimes - Score: 5/100 - Date: 5/9/2014
    I disagree with Rabbit's assertion that "there is no such thing as a site that is absolutely perfect or completely worthless" I have seen plenty of worthless sites and I believe that extremity and CFNM are the two greatest villains and are ruining modern porn forever. That is one of the many reasons I visit sites like THE CLASSIC PORN. The pro's: there are a few truly hard to get videos here. There are a few that actually have decent (though not spectacular quality-everything is MP4) The cons: about 75% of the videos are NOT in even decent quality. More than a few times I have run into: "wrong hash/video does not exist". And, as of this writing, suddenly the down loader has completely stopped working: all you get is a blank screen. Who knows if this will be fixed in a timely manner. In addition, there is a hell of a lot of "filler" compilations and for many of the videos you cannot download the entire movie but must download scenes. This is annoying because the scenes are only numbered with no way of knowing what the scene actually contains. I downloaded, so far, something like 50 videos and deleted about 40 because the quality was really horrible. Is it worth the discounted price? Yes, for a month. Because A.) if you can get 5 good videos, that's worth it. B.) Many of the videos you can buy cheaply at ADULT DVD MARKETPLACE. So I use the downloads as a sort of preview. If I see something I like but the quality is bad, I check ADVD. Just hope they fix that down loader soon!
  • Comment by: simo - Score: 2/100 - Date: 9/24/2013
    doesn't mention limited trial means 3 movies
Price:
 Discount $19.95/30 days (Reg. $34.95 )
Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $34.95
$59.95/90 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked (Only SegPay)
Content
Pic sets: 300+ Pics per set: 50 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1024x768 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 3271+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 70 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: MP4 (640x480; 806k)
MP4 (640x480; 806k; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): Zombaio, SegPay
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Pros & Cons
pros -zipped photo sets
-daily updates
-can save favorites
cons -no advanced search
-nonexclusive content
-average-quality videos
Main Category: Various Porn
Updated on: 2/7/2014 02/07/2014- From 65 to 69: More content. -Adam
09/21/2013- From 64 to 65: Added streaming option. -A.K.
12/28/2012- From 66 to 64: Better price and more content, but quality score went down and streaming format removed. -April
02/06/2012- From 76 to 66: More content, but scores adjusted to current criteria. -Adam
01/03/2011- From 75 to 76: More content. -Chris
07/26/2010- From 72 to 75: Better quality videos. -Chris
02/20/2010- Stays at 72. -Chris
10/23/2009- From 67 to 72: Content quality is lower, but updates are now daily. -Bryce
06/20/2009- From 68 to 67: No longer updating. -Rhino
- Initial review: 8/17/2008
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