April Scott

Staplers are my passion. I find pashminas threatening. I like filthy beats. I have 15 years of forklift experience. My favorite expression is, "That's muh name, don't wear it out!" No, seriously, I'm just a regular girl that steps into her panties one leg at a time. Perhaps not the brightest crayon in the box at times, but my kind of off-color has serious staying power. Ya feel me?

Cuckold Gets Cadillac

Three men are waiting to go to heaven. St. Peter is at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife, that is the vehicle you will get in heaven.” The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her!” So St. …

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MY FIRST VR PORN EXPERIENCE

So, how’s about that virtual reality porn, huh? You can’t really surf any porn site or porn resource these days without seeing something related to it. I recently strapped myself onto a Samsung Gear VR to see what all the fuss was about. I mean, I watch one heeeeellllllll of a lot of porn, so …

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EYE ON RISE: SEX ART

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Or in the case of Sex Art, winner, winner, WINNER, chicken dinner! Yes, they took home a RISE Award in 2013, 2014 AND 2015. Their inaugural award was for Best New Site and then for the next two years, they nabbed the trophy (metaphorical… we don’t actually give out trophies) for …

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EYE ON RISE: MISS HYBRID

If you like busty British brunettes, then you’ve no doubt heard of Miss Hybrid. She’s a personal favorite of mine. She first made it on to our RISE radar in 2014 when she was nominated for both the Best Boobs Award and Fan Favorite. She didn’t manage to take home those awards that year, but …

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