Three Wishes

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three...

A Dirty Forkin’ Tale

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who's also the owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I'm blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork...

Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in. The first guy, Rick, says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "Beg your pardon?" she asks. "Particularly nasty weather," he...

The Birds, The Bees and The Bling

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall...

The Top 10 Sexiest MILFs

I'd have to say that MILFs are my favorite kind of XXX performers. They've got the looks and the talent, but it's the experience that reels me in. They've been around, they know what makes them cum and they...