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How many porn sites feature flying doves, rotating crosses, a crucified man (presumably Jesus), the gospel song "Maybe God is Trying to Tell You Something" and some amateur babes on its tour page? As far as I know, there's only one website with all this and it's called Holy House Of Hos.

The man behind HolyHouseOfHos is Bishop Eddie Long and he's of the belief that "every church has a ho in it." He recruits these church girls to appear on his website and then has them appear in videos and photo sets that he makes available to his Holy House church members.

In terms of design, the site is as bare bones as it gets. All the content is presented on one page, with text links for the videos on the left-hand side and all the photos on the right-hand side. Curiously, despite how in-your-face the church theme is on the tour page, it's almost absent within the site.

There's nothing church-themed about the content either. If it weren't for the website's welcome message and the fact that some of the vids have names like "church movie," you could easily mistake this for a typical amateur website.

There are currently 38 videos that can be downloaded as Windows Media files. These flicks have stellar-quality bit rates, but they don't look nearly as good as their stats suggest. In fact, many of the movies have a dark and grainy look to them, but some of you might appreciate this amateur aesthetic.

The films have blowjobs, hardcore fucking, anal fingering, facials and even some two-on-one action and the performers are usually black, but I saw at least one white chick. By the way, that amateur aesthetic I mentioned before carries over to the way these vids are shot and, as a consequence, you don't always get the best views of the action.

The photo sets flow right into one another, so it's a tad difficult to count just how many there are. By my count, there are 24 galleries and they're comprised of black and white amateurs getting naked and naughty. The pics vary in quality, but some are high-res.

Holy House Of Hos is supposed to update weekly and let's pray that it does indeed because there are no extras included with a membership. You get very amateur, hardcore material, so if that's what you're in the market for, the website might be worth a look.

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User Rating: 10/100 (total: 1 comment)
  • Comments by: linda - Score: 10/100 - Date: 10/6/2010
    ok, i think i'm going to die here, this site has more sin being commented than ive ever seen. you can not be serious, church house porn? lmaooo we are/the webmaster is so going to hell for this website LOL i joined and had so much fun waching the preachers and deacons getting there cocks sucked on lmaoooo major funny!!
Price:
$5.95/14 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 24 (Pics per set: 40) - Zip sets: No - High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 38+ (average length: 15 mins) - HD Porn: No
Full length videos: Yes - DRM protection: No - Streaming: No
Download Limits: No - Condoms: Some
Video Formats: Windows (1024x576; 3072k)
Preview HolyHouseOfHos.com members area
Support
Independent Biller(s): Verotel
Customer Service: N/A


Pros & Cons
pros -stellar-quality videos
-some high-res pics
-very cheap membership
cons -no bonus content
-no zipped photo sets
-no streaming option
Initial review: 10/29/2010
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