If you have been watching porn lately and find yourself disappointed with the size of the guys' dicks, then maybe I Love Monster Cocks is the site for you. The dicks here are pretty sizable and some pretty awesome things are done to them by women who seem to really know what they're doing.
On ILoveMonsterCocks, not only do you get guys with above-average schlongs, but (and this is the best part) you also get sexy babes sucking on those rods and taking them in all their tight (but not so tight after these dicks are through with them), holes. It's hardcore action at its finest and it's all yours to enjoy.
When we originally reviewed the website, it was still pretty new and didn't offer much content. Time has passed and now the site offers 85 videos and 85 sets of pictures. However, while those numbers aren't terrible, they also aren't growing as they haven't added anything new in about a year and a half.
While a lack of updates is disappointing, I have nothing but good things to say about the material. The movies are all downloadable as full-length MPEG, MP4 and Windows Media files and you can also choose to save them in clips. Most are good in quality, although some come in HD. As for the high-res photo sets, they can be downloaded in Zip files.
Kerry Louise is a huge-chested British honey who really knows how to handle an oversized shaft. The video is shot POV-style and she rocks her moist pussy all over that massive dick. There's great cock sucking and tit fucking as well. The best part is the ending where Ms. Louise gets herself a gooey creampie. Her pierced pussy looks hot all glazed and dripping with cock sauce.
There are 12 bonus sites that you can check out when you have the time, like Mommy Blows Best, 1000 Facials, Soccer Mom Score and Throated. The sites are all part of the My XXX Pass network. Some of them aren't updating, but they cover lots of other niches, like interracial, anal, petite babes and teens.
I Love Monster Cocks offers great content. It could definitely stand to start updating again, but it is a worthwhile destination for those in search of a temporary colossal-cock fix. And the bonus sites add nice value to a membership and could keep you around longer.
|Limited Trial $2.95/2 days, rebills at $34.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 85||Pics per set: 200||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1536x1180||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 85+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
MPEG (480x270; 1074k)
Windows (1920x1080; 8147k)
MP4 (1920x1080; 6530k; streaming)
MP4 (1920x1080; 6530k)
Windows (720x480; 1494k)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, CCBill|
Pros & Cons
-mostly good-quality videos
-no advanced search
-can't sort content
11/18/2012- Stays at 69. -April
07/06/2012- From 73 to 69: Stopped updating. -A.K.
01/12/2012- From 77 to 73: Less frequent updates and score adjusted to new criteria. -April
06/02/2011- From 75 to 77: A little more content and some high-def videos. -A.K.
05/09/2011- From 72 to 75: Updating resumed. -Chris
11/15/2010- Stays at 72. -Chris
05/15/2010- From 73 to 72: Video quality improved, but no recent updates. -Tuesday
12/22/2009- Stays at 73. -Will
06/15/2009- From 74 to 73: Quantity and quality improved. Updates decreased. -Sloth - Initial review: 3/6/2008