Deputy Dick

Full Review

A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

We no longer link to this site.

"Follow the rules or he'll get your ass!" is the motto behind Deputy Dick. It's a reality porn site featuring a horny deputy who catches lawbreakers in his park and fucks the stuffing out of them. I wasn't aware of it, but lucky for him (and us), there happens to be a lot of good-looking babes breaking the laws in public parks these days. Porn has so much to teach us. Too bad the lessons have ended as there have been no updates in ages.

There are 25 park violators make up the members area of of DeputyDick. As mentioned above, there haven't been any changes in over three years, beyond paring down a couple of scenes. Nevertheless, each one of the existing scenarios has a set of pics and a series of clips. The 25 photo galleries are nothing but vid caps. The deputy finds a violator - starting a fire, carrying a gun, smoking pot or riding a skateboard - and gives them the option of a ticket or sucking his dick. Surprisingly, they all choose dick sucking. What a lucky deputy.

The 25 videos are the real meat of the site. Each movie follows the deputy around the park watching out for law-breakers, always followed by his trusty sidekick and rookie deputy/cameraman. After some BJs, the deputy usually fucks the shit out of them and shoots his load all over their pretty little faces. However, to their dismay, he gives them the ticket anyway. The length of the videos is very good, about 20 to 40 minutes each, split up into five to eight-minute clips. Unfortunately, the movie quality is very mediocre. The clips can either be played directly from the site, or downloaded in Windows Media format.

There are 70 bonus sites available, including: Now Hiring Sluts, Moms I Would Like to Fuck, Who Wants To Fuck A Billionaire, 24 Inches of Pain and First Time DP. Other bonuses include 143 downloadable MPEGs, over 660 feeds and 202 bonus galleries. Overall, it's a good site with exclusive content, but the amount of bonus content is a real plus. It would be nice if they began updating again. Deputy Dick is mostly worth it now for the bonus content as the main site has stopped growing completely.

Member Area Screenshots

  • Screenshot 1
  • Screenshot 2
  • Screenshot 3
  • Screenshot 4

Write Your Review

* Please include a pro and a con about the site. Balance is essential in making a comment worthwhile. Scores without comments will be deleted.

* Watch out for ratings of zero and 100. In our opinion, there is no such thing as a site that is absolutely perfect or completely worthless.

Remaining characters:  

Latest Comments

  • Comment by: Deputy Dick

    Score: 1% Date: 06/08/2014

    The advertised videos are NOT on the site.
    i.e. Sarah
    Hands off!

  • Comment by: Andrew

    Score: 40% Date: 08/08/2009

    I purchased the trial for Deputy Dick primarily for the top video on the site. Seeing Sarah get hammered was well worth the low cost... except for the fact that once you pay, the advertised videos aren't there. I felt absolutely jipped and never went back to the site.

    The videos are all clipped into pieces and it is irritating.