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The body types we find attractive change over time. Centuries ago, big hips and a big butt were signs of a woman's fertility and ability to carry her offspring, which was very appealing to our ancestors. With the rise of advertising, especially in the '60s and then again in the '90s, thin models became the gold standard. Then, thanks to innovations in fashion and culture, curves and large behinds made a comeback, leading to the ass porn site Thickumz.

What Are You Getting?

On the site, the girls are "slim thick" with tiny waists and big booties you'll want to dive into. These (mostly) white girls look petite at first glance, but as soon as they turn around you'll see that they're really PAWGs (phat-assed white girls).

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Most scenes start off on the street, showing off the performer's ass in public while she wears short shorts or a dress that emphasizes her hourglass figure. Eventually, they attract some random guy and take him home to fuck. Expect plenty of ass worship and twerking, too.

Stream and download all 22 movies in 1080p, as well as lower resolutions (720p, 480p, 360p, and 240p). Each comes with a set of high-resolution photos that you can download in a Zip file.

One scene that caught my eye is "Thickie Riding On His Surfboard," starring Gina Valentina. It has a different setup than most, starting with Gina and her female friend riding in a car. They're planning to go to the beach, but Gina doesn't have a swimsuit, so they stop off at a place on the way.

We watch as she tries on different outfits, using a GoPro to get different angles, including one from the floor pointing straight up. Once she chooses her outfit, they go to the beach and meet a surfer dude with a bunch of tattoos. Shortly after, they're getting intimate in a hotel room and the friend is nowhere to be seen. Gina's big butt and slim waist are on display right up until she gets a facial.

You can also access some bonus sites from the Team Skeet network, including This Girl Sucks and Teeny Black, as well as bonus channels produced with partner sites, like Team Skeet X Fucking Awesome, and featuring popular adult performers like Luna James and others. 

What Works?

The interface is sleek and functional. Sorting options, tags, and filters (series, movies, models, categories) will help you find what you're looking for on one site or multiple. The search engine is advanced and can really help you narrow down all your results. Add videos to your favorites and leave a comment and rating. The model index has a bunch of sorting options, too. 

The video player has all your favorite streaming features. Theater and picture-in-picture modes are available to darken the screen or browse without interruption. And you can adjust the playback speed to faster or slower, or manually set your video quality. Keyboard shortcuts should also work just fine.

You don't need to panic if you run into any problems. Head to their customer service page where they have an FAQ and can help you troubleshoot. If you have a technical problem, you can open up a support ticket. They also have an email you can reach them at.

You can pay for your membership with a credit card , your PayPal account, or a number of gift cards . If you want to cancel, go to the Cancel Your Account page, enter your info, and then follow the instructions. It should be simple enough. If you run into any issues, just let our team know and we'll lend a hand. And new members can take advantage of our Money Back Guarantee on this safe porn site.

What Doesn't Work?

It's easy to get caught up staring at these girls' plump rumps. So much so that you may not notice that Thickumz's library isn't growing. The last update was in November 2019, so it's been a few years since they went inactive. It wouldn't be so bad if they had a bigger collection, but that's not the case, so you'll probably be left craving more.

There's also an hourly download limit but it won't be an issue for this main collection. Basically, you can only download 30 videos every two hours. Premium memberships don't have this limit, though. Neither do monthly memberships, but that's because they can't download at all. It's also worth noting that you can only go premium with a yearly upgrade. In addition to no download limit, it pretty much gives you access to everything.

Some of the photo sets have a low-quality "spy cam" look, which isn't the worst thing. Also, the model index doesn't have any info on the girls.

Do I Recommend It?

This collection might feel like a major tease, but it is what it is. The girls do indeed have big behinds and curves in all the right places, but there aren't that many of them. It's definitely one where going for the network is a better choice. Still, if you want to find out how these slim-thick girls get off without springing for the extra cost, take advantage of our Thickumz discount to save on a monthly membership.

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Stats & Score

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  • 22+ Movies (avg: 45 mins)
  • 22+ Pic Sets (150 pics-per-set)
  • HD Porn
  • Streaming
  • Photo Zip Sets
  • High Res Photos
  • No 4K Videos
  • DL Limit: Hourly (30 videos/2 hours)

Score Breakdown

Image Quality15/15
Usability10/10
UpdatesN/A
Content Amount6/15
Value9/10
Exclusivity20/20
Download / Streaming5/5
Features4/5
Bonus Material6/10
Rabbit Score75%

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Reviewed by: Seumas MacDonald

Latest Review Update: May 5, 2024

Since our last review of the site:

  • Nothing changed. The last update was in November 2019. 

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