Pros and Cons
- mostly high-def videos
- bonus fetish network
- hundreds of scenes
- slow updating
- can't track your favorites
- lack of pagination
On Fucking Machines, technology meets erotica. After watching several videos and seeing these babes writhe from electric-powered pleasure, you might be tempted to question your own prowess as a lover. You've probably never heard an orgasm quite as loud as these. It's also rare to see a lady so thoroughly shaken by the intensity of cumming that her legs not only quiver, but also give away as she tries to stand up.
FuckingMachines has 1,127 videos and they can all be streamed and downloaded. When it comes to saving them, you get a few formats to choose from. You'll likely gravitate toward the ones that work well with mobile devices and the MP4 and Windows Media formats allow you to enjoy the action in HD. Each video includes a set of vid caps.
These devices have orgasmic success with every single chick who sits on one of their mechanized dicks. It knocks them into the sort of state that most spam emails promise you. You know, the ones pushing magic pills to give harder, longer erections. However, these machines don't need any snake-oil supplements to succeed with the ladies.
You'll always see their faces distorted in ecstasy. The expressions are so over the top that they almost mimic torturous pain. However, despite their numerous moans, there's no mistaking the fact that these gals are taking a wicked trip into paradise. I hope you have some decent speakers, because you'll want to turn up the volume.
There's no option to save your favorites and this does not bode well for the new layout. There are 20 thumbnails per page and to get to the next page you need to click a big MORE button that loads another 20 thumbs until all the scenes are on one long page that you'll scroll up and down to explore. With more than 1,000 scenes, that's just way too many thumbs to look at all at once. And if you use your back button you're stuck reloading all the scenes.
New content continues to be produced and currently one new video and set of pictures get added every other week. Another new thing is that your membership now includes access to the rest of the Kink.com network. You can check out more than 20 additional sites and they include Everything Butt, Hardcore Gangbang and Public Disgrace. There's no end to the kinky niches on this network.
Since adding network access a membership costs significantly more than it used to. However, although there are other sites in this niche, this one is probably the largest and the most impressive when it comes to production values. In the end, Fucking Machines is worth joining, even if it may bruise a man's ego and is pricey.