Trike Patrol Review

Cruise the Philippines on Trike Patrol

Since 2005, the Trike Patrol has been dedicated to trolling the streets of the Philippines for some three-wheel-loving. It all started when a half-drunk Jimmy Regina and Bruce Hammer, along with friends, joked that they should make an Asian porn site cataloging all the Pinay girls they fucked during their travels. After a few months of perfecting their plan, low and behold, the Trike Patrol was born.

What Are You Getting?

Unlike other sites that use some form of vehicular transportation to film the action, here the sex doesn't take place in the three-wheelers. Some of the scenes don't feature the trusty old trike at all. The premise is simple. A horny tourist hooks up with a Filipina local while on vacation. Most of the girls are genuine amateurs.

Typical scenes have the men driving around a red-light district somewhere in the Philippines, picking up girls and taking them back to hotel rooms. Not all the girls take their offer but most do. Some of the hotels have a strict policy about bringing unregistered guests to your room, but they get away with it anyway and even sneak in all their gear. Lately, a Black guy is doing the honors, so you get some interracial scenes. 

The 660 videos stream and download in Full HD and you're usually getting at least half an hour or so of action. In some cases, they're more than an hour. On the homepage, they display a throwback scene (which I think is a fun way to get users to explore older content) and a preview of the upcoming scene.

One of the scenes that caught my eye is with tattooed and pierced Jess Padillo. After chatting for a few minutes, they get in a waiting cab. Once back at the hotel room, they waste no time fucking, including anal sex. The whole thing is shot as though you're their invisible friend following along.

In one of the episodes, they stray from their usual premise and pick up Salome Salvi, who's a self-made, independent Filipina pornstar. Her life goal is to become internationally known and this might be the perfect way to do just that. We find Salome hanging out at the mall. The cameraman fangirls over her and then invites her back to his room for sex.

You'll also find 501 photo galleries. Most of the newer movies come with photos that are sometimes mixed with vid caps. The popup display reduces the size of the images but a link below each one pens a full-sized and often high-resolution version in a new window.

There's a podcast, where they talk to the girls, the male performers, and other adult webmasters. They seem to be doing a new one pretty frequently at the moment and the episodes are usually 20 minutes. If you're a fan of the site, the podcast could give you some BTS trivia, too.

One of the things that makes Trike Patrol such a hot destination for fans of sex tourism is the fact that they have helpful guides for people who want to have the same kind of adventures. There's a glossary with all the terms you'll come across, both on the site and in your travels. This includes Babae (a female) and Tamod (jizz). They also have a Q&A-style list of tips for anyone interested in visiting the Philippines.

What Works?

Browsing should be easy no matter your device. The collection is well-organized and you get a basic keyword search and an advanced engine, as well as a long list of categories. Members can choose either the Day or Night version.

You can like the scenes and add them to your favorites, plus each usually has a pretty active comments section. Members seem to enjoy speaking their minds, especially about the girls. If you head to the Girls section, you can see all of the amateur Filipinas who have appeared on the site. They give a few stats and also list their videos and galleries.

The FAQ in the Member Support section should answer any questions you have. But if you do need to contact them, you can do so by submitting a request along with any relevant attachments (like screenshots). Canceling is easy and you can do it directly through your biller. You're also covered by our Money Back Guarantee.

What Doesn't Work?

For a while now, updates have been consistent but a bit on the slow side, about every two weeks. It would be nice if they picked up the pace, but I won't judge them too hard on that. I also didn't see any sorting options or Zip files.

Do I Recommend It?

It's good that the site is still updating and there are some extras to keep you busy in between. While the schedule may be slow, there could be other factors at play here. Plus, our Trike Patrol discount saves you money on your first month's membership, so take advantage. For a Pinay porn site, Trike Patrol continues to give you a real tourism experience with amateur Filipinas.