Shady Spa Review

Cum Relax at the Shady Spa

Growing up watching Disney movies and reading fairytales, it's hard not to believe happy endings are the standard. Unfortunately, most of us grow up and realize that's not how the world works. But Shady Spa brings some light back into the world as every massage porn scene ends with a satisfied customer. Part of the Nookies Network, these guys come in for a simple rubdown but end up getting a couple of handfuls instead.

What Are You Getting?

Chances are you would know something is up with these masseuses even before they started their special massage. Every one of them wears a micro bikini that shows off all the goods. You may recognize some of the girls on Shady Spa, but most are amateurs or starlets. There are MILFs and mature performers, but they tend to be younger women for the most part.

When it comes to the action, you're looking at blowjob porn and the occasional handjob-only scene. A lot of girls will 69 with the guy, but there's no penetration or cunnilingus. Of course, they show off their naked bodies, but it's really about getting the guy to cum, so most of the scenes don't last more than 15 minutes or so.

One of the most popular scenes features Abby Somers and Bianca Bangs. It's rare to see threesome porn scenes on Shady Spa, which might contribute to why it's so popular. It could also be that the girls are resistant to the guy's advances, at least until he promises to come back often.

They take turns sucking and jerking him. When the time finally comes, they let him cum on himself. Afterward, they use a hot towel to clean him up and remind him that he has to come back next week for his next happy-ending massage session.

Members can stream and download 139 videos in Full HD. There are no download limits or alternative video qualities, so it's all 1080p all the time. Every scene includes a selection of vidcaps that you can download in Zip files, but there are no professionally shot photos. 

Nookies is a rebrand of the Tug Pass network, which members can access. You'll recognize all the same sites, like Tease POV, Teen Tugs, and Cum Blast City. They've also added a few new ones, like Edge Queens . The sites cover a range of porn niches and it's kind of nice not having every site focus on hardcore .

What Works?

Shady Spa has a simple design. You're given a few sorting options to browse, a keyword search, and you can rate the scenes or download them in segments.

The video player is nothing fancy. It loads fast and allows keyboard shortcuts, though. You can watch in theater mode if you don't want to go fullscreen and prefer streaming. For casting , you'll probably have to do the whole page instead of the video player specifically.

Inside the model index, you'll find a few sorting options and a list of all the performers across the network. There's no way to filter by site. Most profiles have a bit of "sizzle text" about the girl, which talks about how hot she is and how she loves to fuck. You can also rate them out of five stars.

Customer support starts with the FAQ. All the support info is on one page, which makes it easy to use. They provide contact details for billers if you want to cancel, and there's an email address and form for you to reach out to them directly. As always, Rabbit's has your back, so let us know if you need a hand with anything.

What Doesn't Work?

A few usability features are missing, like an advanced search and tags. There are also no comments or favorites, either.

To reiterate a few things I mentioned earlier, photos aren't included with your membership. And while it's nice to see so many updates this month, it's also true that most of the time, they're only releasing a new scene every two weeks.

Do I Recommend It?

At the end of the day, we all want to relax. For some, that means visiting a masseuse. For others, it means watching high-quality rubdowns featuring sexy girls. This site offers the latter in spades and a ton of bonus sites featuring all kinds of other sexy acts. If you like massage porn that solely focuses on the massage without any sex, Shady Spa is a good option.