Mylked Review

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A friend of mine once joked that men will stick their dick in anything with a hole. As funny as that thought is, I wondered how true it was. There's no way of knowing for sure. But if sticking your cock into a random hole meant a pornstar would be on the other end of it jerking you off, I'm sure every guy would do it! That's the premise behind Mylked.

What Are You Getting?

Members get access to 107 scenes. Most are about eight minutes long and they add a new one about once a week. All are available to stream and download in Full HD with no limits. You can either save the entire scene or individual clips. It doesn't look like they have official photo sets, just very good-looking videocaps. If you want, you can download them in Zip files. 

In each video, a model is lying on a chaise lounge surrounded by purple curtains. The camera focuses on her, so you never see the guy in the shot, just his dick sticking through a hole in the table above her. That's when the babe gets to work jerking that dick with her hands and maybe even sneaking in some sucking and licking.

While the theme of each video is the same, they manage to mix things up a bit. Some girls will pleasure themselves with a dildo or Hitachi Magic Wand while they're stroking the guy, while others can't help but giggle during the act. The scenes end with a cumshot on the model's tits and some swallow it, too.

You'll get access to another 12 sites from the Nookies network (formerly Tug Pass ). One of them is Finish Him, which is another handjob site. If you like interracial  elements mixed in with your handjob porn, you'll want to check out Ebony Tugs. For fans of MILFs, there's See Mom Suck and Over 40 Handjobs. And for those who prefer 18+ girls, Teen Tugs should be right up your alley. 

What Works?

There's a new interface now that they've moved over to Nookies. I checked it out on my phone and everything worked fine. There's a menu to help you get around the different sections. You can go picture-in-picture mode and there's also the option to Chromecast.

The homepage greets you with the latest network news, a poll on what kind of models you want to see, and the most popular scenes. All you have to do to get to Mylked is go to the Sites tab and choose it from the list. You have sorting options like date, rating, popularity, and name. There's a basic search and ratings, too. 

In the model index, you can sort the girls by name, most viewed, and new. You get a few stats and a short write-up, and you can leave a star rating on her profile page. 

If you need to reach Mylked's customer service, use the form in the Support section. If you want to cancel your membership, it has to be done through your biller. Most of them have quick and easy processes. If you have any other issues, you can always contact our support team and we'll do our best to assist you. 

What Doesn't Work?

I was surprised to see a lack of usability features. There is no advanced search or tags that go a long way to help members find content, especially with so many sites to check out. It's also a bummer that you can't comment on the scenes or even save them to your favorites, which is unusual for an adult site in 2023, as normally that's pretty standard. I also saw a lot of ads scattered throughout.

It's been two years since we last checked out the collection and the number of movies hasn't increased by that much. I can tell that they haven't been updating very fast, even though the recent dates reflect a more frequent schedule. 

Do I Recommend It?

Girls sitting under a table and milking guys from above is something I've seen only a couple of times before, so the concept is unique. When I think of handjob porn, my mind immediately goes to Mylked - and that's a good sign. It would be nice if they added more usability features, but you get a decent-sized Full HD collection and more handjob sites as a bonus.