Thickumz Review

Big-Booty Babes on Thickumz

The body types we find attractive wax and wane over time. Centuries ago, big hips and a big butt were signs of a woman's fertility and ability to carry offspring, which was super appealing to our ancestors. With the rise of advertising, especially in the '60s and then again in the '90s, thin models became the gold standard. Now, thanks to innovations in fashion and culture, curves and supple behinds are making a comeback. Thus, you have the ass porn site Thickumz.

What Are You Getting?

On this porn site, the girls are "slim thick" with tiny waists and big booties you'll want to dive into. These (mostly) white girls look petite at first glance, but as soon as they turn around you'll see that they're really PAWGs (phat-assed white girls).

Stream and download all 22 movies in 1080p, as well as lower resolutions (720p, 480p, 360p, and 240p). Each comes with a set of high-resolution photos that you can download in a Zip file.

The most Liked scene is "Thickie Riding On His Surfboard," staring Gina Valentina . It has a different setup than most, starting out with Gina and her female friend riding in a car. They're planning to go to the beach, but Gina doesn't have a swimsuit, so they stop off at a place on the way.

We watch as she tries on different outfits, using a GoPro to get different angles, including one from the floor pointing straight up. Once she chooses her outfit, they go to the beach and meet a surfer dude with a bunch of tattoos. Shortly after, they're getting intimate in a hotel room and the friend is nowhere to be seen. Gina's big butt and slim waist are on display right up until she gets a facial at the end.

You can also access some bonus sites from the Team Skeet network, including This Girl Sucks and Teeny Black, as well as bonus channels produced with partner sites, like Team Skeet X Fucking Awesome, and featuring popular adult performers like Luna James and others. 

What Works?

The interface is sleek with just the right amount of functionality. Sorting options, tags, and filters (series, videos, pictures) will help you find what you're looking for on one site or multiple. The search uses icons to help you distinguish between the scenes and the male and female performers.

Add videos to your favorites, leave a comment, or use that rating system. They also let you customize the information in the thumbnails and you can even set the default sort option for new pages. Plus, you can blacklist tags for content that you don't want to see. The model index has sorting options and there's a gender filter. You also get some stats for the performers and can Follow your favorites. 

The video player has all your favorite streaming features. Theater and picture-in-picture modes are available to darken the screen or browse without interruption. And you can adjust the playback speed to faster or slower, or manually set your video quality. Keyboard shortcuts should also work just fine.

You don't need to panic if you run into any problems. Head to their customer service page where they have an FAQ and can help you troubleshoot. If you have a technical problem, you can open up a support ticket. They also have an email you can reach them at.

Pay for your membership with a credit card , your PayPal account, or a number of gift cards . If you want to cancel, go to the Cancel Your Account page, enter your info, and then follow the instructions. It should be simple enough.

But if you run into any issues, just let our team know and we'll lend a hand. You can reach us through Skype or by filling out our contact form. And new members can take advantage of our Money Back Guarantee on this safe porn site.

What Doesn't Work?

It's easy to get caught up staring at these girls' plump rumps. So much so that you may not notice that Thickumz's library isn't growing. The last update was in November 2019, so it's been a couple of years since they went inactive. It wouldn't be so bad if they had a bigger collection, but that's not the case, so you'll probably be left craving more.

There's also an hourly download limit but it won't be an issue for this main collection. Basically, you can only download 30 videos every two hours. Premium memberships don't have this limit, though. Neither do monthly memberships, but that's because they can't download at all. It's also worth noting that you can only go premium with a yearly upgrade, which costs around $400. In addition to no download limit, it pretty much gives you access to everything.

Some of the photo sets have a low-quality "spy cam" look, which isn't the worst thing. Also, the model index doesn't let you isolate by site, so you might have a hard time finding who you're looking for if you try to use it to navigate.

Do I Recommend It?

This collection might feel like a major tease, but it is what it is. The girls do indeed have big behinds and curves in all the right places, but there aren't that many of them. It's definitely one where going for the network is a better choice. Still, if you want to find out how these slim-thick girls get down without springing for the extra cost, take advantage of our Thickumz discount to save yourself some money on a monthly membership.