Smut Puppet Review

Come and Play With Smut Puppet

No, Smut Puppet isn't about puppets having sex, like in the movie The Happytime Murders - I guess that's an idea for another type of site. This 17-site porn network brings you hardcore threesomes , cuckold porn, double penetration, interracial sex, old-young hookups, and lesbian scenes. It's actually a pretty diverse network and perfect for those of you who like a little bit of everything.

What Are You Getting?

When you add up the content from all 17 sites, you get 1094 scenes. You can stream and download the videos in multiple resolutions, including 1080p. High-resolution photos accompany them, with the models posing for some tasteful softcore shots before the action begins. You can save the sets in Zip files.

I also saw girls from Russia, the U.S., and other parts of the world, so even though many are white, you'll still come across Asian , Black, and Latina models. Enjoy a variety of body types, including thin, athletic, and average, and even a few BBWs . Some are amateurs , some are starlets, and others are well-known pornstars, like Kira Thorn and Alexis Crystal.

The sites cover diverse themes. You've got cuckold porn on Do The Wife. On Smut Merchants, it's reality porn, with cheating husbands fucking the nannies, MILF bosses putting their employees in unexpected positions, and pornstars like Phoenix Marie ending up on the casting couch with pervy directors.

While you might think Mature Fucks Teen is a lesbian site with older and younger women, it's actually an old-young site with older men hooking up with teens . Dark Sodomy has interracial anal sex, where girls like Luscious Lopez oil up their butts before getting banged by muscular Black men.

I was pleasantly surprised to see none other than Erica Lauren, who's in her late '60s, on the homepage. She stars in a dozen hardcore scenes on the network. Leylani Wood, who's pushing 60, has a similar number of videos, so it turns out you'll find a good amount of GILF porn here, too.

What Works?

A dropdown menu lets you select each of the 17 channels. There are content filters and tags and a basic search. You can rate and favorite the scenes and leave comments. They always provide lengthy scene descriptions and highlight the name and age of the leading female performer.

The homepage has three links to the model index, with one bringing you to an alphabetical index, while the other two list them by most popular and most recent. Most of the performers have a few basic stats and you rate them and leave comments.

Contact their customer support by email or leave a voicemail on their toll-free helpline. They'll get back to you within the next business day. You can use a separate email to contact them with general feedback. Canceling is relatively painless. Depending on who processed your payment, you may have to visit the biller's site. Otherwise, you can use Smut Puppet's self-cancellation form. They even have a short video tutorial. You'll receive a confirmation email. If you're still stuck, reach out to our team anytime for assistance.

What Doesn't Work?

Although you'll see Porn UK in the Site dropdown menu, it has mostly broken thumbs and the ones that aren't broken don't pull up working videos. I think the site is now part of a different network, so I didn't count it toward my totals.

Unfortunately, without access to Porn UK, you won't have access to any updates from this year (it's the only site with 2022 dates). And when it comes to the rest of the network, there hasn't been an update since 2020. Some of the channels haven't been updated in over five years!

The most significant issue with the network is that the Site filter constantly defaults to Teen Erotica, whether you're browsing all the scenes or all the models. It also happens when applying the content filters or any of the tags. For example, if you select Mature , nothing comes up even if you're browsing a mature site. In other instances, like if you filter by Anal porn, you'll get just a fraction of what's actually available.

You can't sort the content, which defeats the purpose of letting you rate the scenes. After all, there's no way to pull up the top ones. An advanced search would also be nice on a big network like this.

They bombard you with a Deals page before getting to the members' area. Some people may not appreciate all the upsells, but there aren't ads everywhere once you're inside. Some of the thumbs are promoting live feeds, but they take you to an error page. The Specials section is more upsells.

When signing up, watch out for the pre-selected cross sale. If you accidentally agree to it, you'll need to cancel it by contacting the other site directly. They will not automatically cancel the additional subscription if you unsubscribe from Smut Puppet.

Do I Recommend It?

Although updates have ended, you're getting access to a sizable collection of high-quality porn spread across multiple channels and covering diverse categories. There are some broken links, sure, making browsing less than ideal, but you'll be fine if you don't mind exploring each channel page by page. Given Smut Puppet's affordable monthly price, you're getting good value for your dollar regardless of its flaws.