Pros and Cons
- 1080p videos
- bonus sites
- good user interface
- some scenes lack subtitles
- pricey trial rebill
- pre-checked cross sale
Bums Bus is a German reality site that has a somewhat creative take on the classic pickup-and-fuck scenario. A man cruises the streets of Germany in a van, looking for men who are willing to fuck the woman riding in the backseat.
Unfortunately, for some of the older adventures on BumsBus, you won't understand what's being said unless you speak German. When it comes to the newer scenes, they've begun to include English subtitles, which is terrific, because they talk a lot before any handjobs, blowjobs and sex get underway. They also tend to goof around a lot so any preconceived notions you had about Germans being no-nonsense people, they do in fact enjoy madcap comedy and silly props.
For example, there's an Easter scene where two male hosts are standing in front of a "bus" (it's really a van) that's parked in a somewhat desolate industrial area. One wears bunny ears and briefly holds a stick near his mouth that has a little nose with whiskers, while the other holds up a sign that reads "Happy Easter!" They have a lengthy discussion about colored eggs.
Then a guy who I'm guessing is supposed to be a random stranger shows up. They put a GoPro camera on his head and make him look under the van for Easter eggs. His hunt ends inside the vehicle where a redhead awaits him. She sports a weird ensemble (a purple leotard and shiny magenta leggings with fuzzy bunny ears) and they have sex.
Just when you expect the scene to end there, another guy shows up, but he's no stranger - he's part of the regular crew that does the rounds with the van. The others see him staring in through a tinted window and after opening it to give him a better look, they invite him inside. He then also has sex with the girl and that's how the scene ends.
You'll find 121 videos and high-res pic sets. The movies come in multiple MP4s and the best option for each delivers Full HD playback whether you choose to stream or download it. You can download the galleries in Zip files. Updates are about 6-10 days apart rather than following a strict weekly schedule.
Your membership also includes access to the rest of the PornDoe Premium network including A Girl Knows and Quest For Orgasm. The latter features girls who are masturbating after being interviewed in English, but some of the other sites might also have German or other non-English dialogue. But more and more of the newer scenes are starting to have subtitles and they may even add some for older updates.
Whether you're checking out one site or all of them, you've got helpful browsing tools. You can track your favorites, rate the content and leave comments. You've got sorting options and content and model tags, but only a basic search. You can also browse by category or the model index.
All in all, there's no denying that there are some fun scenarios on this reality site. Still, Bums Bus will hold limited appeal to anyone who doesn't understand German. Granted, you don't need any knowledge of a specific language to appreciate all the sex on this site or the rest of the network.