Simply Anal Review

Only Anal Sex on Simply Anal

For some, anal sex is simply off the table. I suppose what makes it so hot is that some people still think of backdoor shenanigans as taboo, even for married couples. Unless, of course, they make an exception for a birthday or anniversary. On Simply Anal, though, these Eastern European babes are doing it because they're seasoned pros and love it. 

What Are You Getting?

The collection consists of 222 scenes. You can stream and download all the movies in 1080p, and over 144 movies include 4K downloads. Each one comes with an accompanying high-res photo set that's downloadable in a Zip file. 

There's also a kinky threesome where one of the girls wears a blindfold and a collar. Her friend is using a crop to get her warmed up. Some of the models are petite, others are athletic, but mostly they're slim with shaved pussies. I saw freckled redheads, brunettes, and blondes. Some of them also have tattoos.

One of their Most Popular scenes, "Eager to Please," features Anne and Tiffany T. These two lesbians start by pleasuring each other with their mouths before Tiffany rides a giant red dildo. Eventually, she switches things up and puts the toy in her butt. Once she gets off, the action focuses on Anne.

Anne likes Tiffany's touch more than the fake phallus, though. But once she's warmed up, she does take that red rocket inside her. Tiffany helps her out by sliding it in and out. When it comes time for Anne's ass, it's simply too big. Instead, the two use a slender glass dildo to get Tiffany off.

You also get access to five bonus sites, including Wet And Puffy, We Like To Suck, Wet And Pissy, and Euro Babe Facials, all part of the fantastic Puffy Network. They bring you blowjob porn, pissing, facials, and girls using pussy pumps to engorge their labia. It's not called the "puffy" network for nothing! They certainly know how to cater to admirers of the female anatomy.

What Works?

The site will look great on all your devices, with only slight differences in the browsing experience. On the homepage, they give you teasers of upcoming scenes and the large thumbs stand out as you're scrolling. On the desktop, a "hover loop" lets you get a feel for the videos before playing them, which is not available on mobile.

The thumbs have labels indicating the video qualities, making it easy to track down the 4K porn ones. Aside from that, there are tags and sorting options. Advanced filters (only on the network's homepage) are also available. For feedback, you can rate the scenes out of five stars, comment on them, and save your favorites.

The video player lets you adjust the playback speed and video quality. Streaming in picture-in-picture mode is also available, or cast the scenes to your Chromecast or Apple devices. You can also hover over the timeline to get a popup preview image, which makes it easy to skip to the best parts.

The model index is nice. I like that they have portrait shots of the girl with a smaller cutout showing her ass getting fingered or penetrated. The profiles have some basic stats, links to other girls you might like, and her scenes from the other sites on the network.

The support page is easy to use. It has everything you need to assist with any technical or billing issues. You can submit a ticket if you have other problems or want to cancel your membership. We also offer members a Money Back Guarantee on their membership, so hit us up if you decide to go in a different direction. You can reach our team through our contact form.

What Doesn't Work?

The update schedule is a bit slow - they only add a new scene two or three times per month. But at least they've remained consistent.

To be clear, you can't stream the videos in 4K. Your only option to watch them in the best quality is to download them, which, to be fair, is made easier without any pesky download limits getting in your way.

When it comes to ads, there is a popup when you first log in and some at the bottom of most pages. But overall, the advertising is definitely not as intrusive as other sites I've seen.

Do I Recommend It?

The bonus sites are a nice touch, especially since the collection on Simply Anal isn't updating very frequently. Still, you get a good collection of anal porn to start. If you like anal penetration of all kinds, this is too good a site to pass up. High-quality videos and unlimited downloads make everything a little sweeter, too. Plus, your membership comes with a Simply Anal discount from Rabbit's, so make sure to use it.