Pros and Cons
- HD videos
- exclusive content
- bonus sites (some with more handjobs)
- infrequent updates
- no keyword tags
- no section for tracking favorites
When I get a massage it's because I want to relax and enjoy myself. If I knew I was going to get a Mean Massage I would probably go elsewhere. And the same is probably true for the guys on this site. Except they don't know that that's the kind of massage they're in for.
As these scenes play out, the guys think they're just going to be getting a full-body massage from some hot chick. But it doesn't take long for them to start feeling nice and relaxed and wanting some extra relaxation, which is when they ask the girl about maybe getting a "happy ending."
It's at this point that the "mean" comes out, because the guys' cocks aren't the only things that come out - the dominant side of these babes also comes to the forefront. Sure, they stroke the dudes' dicks, but they also tie them up, deny them an orgasm multiple times and/or laugh at them as the guys struggle with their bonds and with not receiving the handjob they had hoped for. The guys are often allowed to cum at the end, but not all the babes are that generous.
At this point there are 103 videos and accompanying sets of photos. The photos are medium-res images that can be downloaded in Zip files. As for the movies, they offer up streaming in an embedded Flash player and you can also download them in full-length MP4 files and clips that provide HD playback.
You can rate each scene on a 5-star scale and sort the collection, but there's no option to post comments, you can't track your favorites and the search is a basic one. They do date their scenes, though, and that's how I know that these days they're updating with a new scene once or twice a month. They used to update more often, though.
Your membership includes a collection of bonus sites and some have more handjob porn like on Ebony Tugs, Teen Tugs and Over 40 Handjobs. The handjobs aren't of the "mean" variety, but if hot babes stroking cocks is your preference then they do add value. Regardless, Mean Massage is at a point where it can get a recommendation on its own merits.