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Something something review, yadda yadda porn site, bla bla funny anecdote... Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm way too distracted by the fact that Suzie Q Has Big Boobs to bring my A-game to today's review. Seriously, there's just no way I should be expected to focus on my work right now. Because fuck those are big tits!
I've seen some seriously stacked women over the years, but this just might be the first time I've seen someone with gigantomastia before. It's also known as "hypertrophy of the breast" and, in layman's terms, it means that SuzieQHasBigBoobs. How big? Well, a quick Wiki attack tells us that they weigh at least 5.5 lbs. Each.
Suzie Q also goes by the name Suzie 44K, because that's literally what her breast measurements are. They're 100% natural, too. Plus, they look even bigger because this MILF is also a BBW. Her scenes show her modeling her titanic tits in lingerie, kneading and massaging them, and sucking on her own nipples. She even titty-fucks a wine bottle in one scene and has a mega-booby lesbian threesome in another.
As for the 57 movies, the advertised bit rates don't do them justice. They are downloadable in two formats labeled 3,000k and while that's an accurate label for the MP4s, the WMVs actually provide high-def playback, with much higher bit rates that can exceed 10,000k. The streaming player uses a Flash version by default - you can switch to an MP4, but the Windows Media option doesn't work.
There are also 40 photo sets and their pics come in three sizes, the largest of which is quite impressive. Whichever size you go with, though, you can download them in a Zip file or view them online in a slideshow. They have a relaxed feel to them, like you're getting to see Suzie lounging around her house and casually playing with her boobs.
There's no bonus content and the bio section is pretty weak. It doesn't list any info about Suzie (I only found out what I know about her from the tour and a couple of scene write-ups), and just serves to help find scenes that star her. It is helpful, though, because some scenes star one of the other two models in the "our girls" section. Suzie updates weekly and you're either getting a photo set or a video.
It's safe to say that if you like big tits, then Suzie Q has big boobs for you to enjoy. Sure, her collection isn't the largest one out there just yet, but she's got enough on offer at this point that you won't be disappointed. Moreover, a membership is very reasonably priced, so there's no question that you'll be getting your money's worth.
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