The Art Porn Review

Glamour + Hardcore = The Art Porn

The Art Porn sounds a bit highbrow. And I must admit that I'm a simple guy. An artist's paintings in a gallery might be lovely, but the more I have to think in order to "get" a piece, the less I enjoy it. I feel the same way about adult content. I know what I want and don't want any BS attached. If you agree with me, you'll like this hardcore porn collection.

What makes the site stand out is that it raises the bar without being flashy or fussy. The focus is on beautiful girls having sex (couples, threesomes , and foursomes) with a focus on sensuality. You could best describe this collection as glamcore porn. And while it's got solid production values, they keep the hair, makeup, sets, and wardrobe simple. 

While I was browsing their older scenes I came across an update from eight years ago featuring Gina Gershon having sex outside at sunset. Let's just say that instead of anything setting, something else was rising sky high for me. I've seen Gina's older scenes top the most popular lists on other sites, but here she didn't take the crown.

The top-rated scene features sweet-looking Candy Julia. Her breasts would fit perfectly in the palm of your hands. They're like little ski slopes topped by pale pink nipples. To be blunt, most of the sex falls a bit flat because the guy's dick goes soft partway through (maybe he came too soon?). But there are a couple of great closeups of him licking her pussy. One has her bracing herself while leaning against her kitchen stove.

When it comes to the most viewed scene, after the male talent licks Izi Ashley's pussy and gets a blowjob, he's more than up for the task of fucking her, and the encounter ends in a massive anal creampie. She clenches her sphincter and the cum flows out in torrents.

Members also get access to the 10 other WTF Pass sites, including HD Massage Porn. It's home to sensual rubdowns with a similar glamcore vibe but rougher sex and well-hung beefy masseurs. Some of the other sites go in an entirely different direction. For example, there's sex outdoors and a more homemade feel on Public Sex Adventures.

Admittedly, the one site that caught my eye (and I assume will grab your attention, too) has a furries theme. If you're not sure what that means, on Panda Fuck, a guy in a panda suit is fucking the girls. I guess it could be a woman in the furry outfit because a long black dildo rather than an actual dick does the penetrating.

What Works?

The site was last redesigned over five years ago, but it feels modern enough. There are sorting options, a few dozen categories to explore, and tags. You can add the galleries and videos to your favorites and a Watch Later playlist. Give the scenes a thumbs up or down, leave comments, and share links with your friends. Every video and gallery lists how many views it has.

The model index has sorting options, including top-rated. You can view the girls and the guys and there are filters for various physical attributes (some only apply to the girls, though). There's also an alphabetical index and basic stats for each performer, their videos, the numbers of views, and the category they fit best - like anal or creampie. Rate and favorite them and leave comments.

The customer support page answers a couple of questions in a knowledgebase (which is searchable even with just two articles). You can submit a ticket for any other issues. To cancel, they supply links to their billers and once you visit yours, canceling only requires following a few simple steps. If you run into any problems, you can reach out to us and we'll give you a hand. 

What Doesn't Work?

They don't date the scenes. Instead, they indicate how many hours, days, months, or years ago it was added. While it's hardly a major issue, especially with more recent additions, the further back you go, the harder that system is to figure out. Knowing that something was added at some point almost a decade ago is meaningless info.

While I often avoid commenting on download speeds because they can be affected by many things, sometimes I make an exception if they're extremely slow. In this case, I was barely seeing anything over 2MB/sec. At least most of the 1080p video files are around 500MB. I also need to point out that the streams are listed as 720p but have quite low bit rates.

When the site first launched, they almost always added high-resolution photos with every scene, but they stopped around five years ago. There's also no separate section for the pics, so you have to pick through the older updates to find them.

You can upload an avatar for your profile, so it'll show up when you leave comments, which is a good thing. However, you've also got a bunch of other details to fill out, which appear to be a waste of time. They don't seem to show up anywhere online.

Do I Recommend It?

There are tons of good porn sites out there and many of them offer more videos that are higher in quality. But there's something undeniably charming about this European porn collection. It's uncomplicated glamcore porn featuring beautiful Russian girls. A membership is a bit high, but for some, having access to both The Art Porn and the rest of the network will make it worthwhile.