Heavy On Hotties Review

Fat Guy + Phat Girls = Heavy On Hotties

Paris is known for many things, including its fashion, culture, and slim women. But those lofty perceptions don't slow down the man behind hardcore porn site Heavy On Hotties. Proclaiming himself the "chubby guy of porn," Cel manages to convince hundreds of beautiful Parisians to have sex with him.

The motivation for this website comes from his desire to find attractive girls and "pay them back" for years of cold shoulders and dismissal. He takes out this anger by spitting, slapping, hair-pulling, choking, and throat-fucking these women. Afterward, he cums all over their face or in their mouth. It's nice to see a revenge story with a happy ending, isn't it?

Currently, there are 574 videos to stream and download in 1080p. You'll usually find a 540p lower-quality option, too. All of them are 60fps porn videos, too. You can also check out 742 high-resolution photo galleries and some of them include softcore poses from before the action starts.

Simply titled "Balloons," the site's Most Popular scene features blonde Russian Ivi Rein. It starts with a short interview and Ivi seems happy to be there, with her hair neatly braided and wearing a simple, smart outfit. She and Cel kiss a few times before she sits down to blow up some balloons. The whole atmosphere feels very playful and casual, including the poo emoji pillows on the couch.

As the scene progresses, things get more intense. At first, it comes as a surprise that she's been wearing a buttplug the whole time. Then it pops out while she's riding him and rolls, forgotten, under the couch. As they transition from vaginal to anal sex, Cel gets rougher, spanking and slapping her frequently. Although her mood remains bright, Ivi's braids become a mess by the end, especially when he uses them as a handhold to cum all over her face.

What Works?

The design feels a little retro , especially the font and stock-grey background. But that's not necessarily a bad thing, and the browsing experience is similar whether you're on a phone, tablet, or computer. You can browse by videos or photos, and each section has a couple of sorting options. You can also toggle between thumbnails and a list view that shows a couple of stills from the scene.

You also have the option to favorite the videos and you can rate them with a thumbs up or down. There's a comments section and uploading an avatar or choosing a custom nickname are great ways to make your profile stand out. Change these on your profile page, which is where you can also view the videos you've rated, favorited, and commented on.

Check out the video player for some helpful functionality. You can manually adjust the quality or use the picture-in-picture mode for continuous browsing. There are options to adjust the playback speed, loop the videos, and cast them to your other devices.

The model index, simply called Hotties, lets you sort the girls or filter them alphabetically. Most of the profiles include her location, age, height, and weight. The girls are mainly amateurs or only popular in Europe, but I did see some familiar faces, including Faye Reagan and Gina Gerson.

Paying for your membership can be done with a credit card or through your PayPal account. Cancelations, on the other hand, will go through your biller. The only in-house support option is an email address. If you run into any problems, you can always reach out to our team.

What Doesn't Work?

Although he's added almost 40 more scenes since our last visit more than a year ago, the schedule is not consistent. In fact, it's been over a month since the last new video was added. Also, some of the videos have dated comments from before the scene's release. This is a clear indication of rotating content, but I'm not sure all of the content is getting rotated. It might be a mix of old and new scenes. 

Some usability features are missing from the interface. For instance, you won't find a search engine, tags, or categories. And the customer service is lacking, too, as they don't have an FAQ or dedicated support page. You can still find what you're looking for without too much issue, but it will require more effort than usual.

Do I Recommend It?

This is one of the best porn sites when it comes to having an original premise of an overweight, average Joe getting his comeuppance with attractive women. The whole catalog is in Full HD now and you're getting unlimited downloads to boot. While the update schedule and rotating content aren't ideal, the site has entertaining scenes featuring diverse girls and lots of rough sex . Plus, if you use our Heavy On Hotties discount, you can save yourself some cash on a membership.