Plants Vs Cunts Review

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While the sitename Plants Vs Cunts might sound a bit harsh depending on what part of the world you're from, it's actually quite lighthearted fun. Put simply - this is a live-action hentai site. Incredibly well-made scenes bring the classic fantasy to life of girls being restrained and fucked by vines that seem to have a mind of their own. I'm not surprised the studio won Best Fetish Porn Site at the 2023 Xbiz awards.

What Are You Getting?

This collection is new and rather small, but each of the 8 videos is more remarkable than the next. You can count on 4K streams and a couple of lower resolutions. They state on the tour that they film with a RED Monstro 8K VV, the same camera that Stranger Things used.

The action is seamless and there are some astounding things like a vine entering a girl's pussy and sprouting out of her mouth while shooting gallons of fake plant cum. You'll see the women walking among seemingly normal green vines when suddenly, the plants not only visibly grow but also start to follow them. They wind their way behind and then around the girls, then green tendrils strip the clothes off them and start to penetrate their orifices.

One of the scenes appears to take inspiration from the once-popular video game Plant vs. Zombies. Apparently, the pornstar Amirah Adara lives in a post-apocalyptic zombie world. She visits an abandoned hospital to look for a cure for the zombie virus, but the plants that have taken over have different plans. They fuck her pussy, ass, and mouth, filling them with massive amounts of cum that spurt out of zombified Amirah.

Even if some scenes have similar themes, they each have their own little twist to their tawdry plant-based tale. For example, ebony beauty Barbie Rous plays a scientist experimenting on her favorite flower. But the plant she's fond of is rather fond (or more accurately "frond") of her. It restrains her, strips her, and pumps her pussy so full of cum, the woman's stomach becomes distended with its milky sap (cumflation). It makes for a huge messy interspecies creampie.

What Works?

The site design is basic, but you do have some handy features. You can save your favorites (though with a collection this small, they'll all be your favs). There are enticing scene descriptions and the option to rate the scenes and leave comments. While there isn't a model index to browse, the performers are tagged on related videos. For now, it's just one scene per girl, though.

They have multiple social media accounts to check out. While the Discord server is registered under Hentaied (another of the company's sites), it does have the Plants Vs Cunts channel to explore. You can check out BTS details, leave feedback, and make suggestions. You can also see fan art for some of the studio's other productions that are similarly inspired by live-action hentai .

Joining the site is simple, but just remember that payments are in Euros and use European payment processors. While at first, it looks like you have multiple payment options, your choice is simply between using a credit card and paying with an online transfer or check.

I am not well versed in the European banking system, but I am guessing (after looking a few of them up) that the different billers serve different countries or regions in Europe. Canceling is easy enough via your Payment History or contact the site's admin or your biller. If you're having trouble getting out of your membership, contact Rabbit's and we'll give you a hand.

What Doesn't Work?

Downloads are sold on an individual basis and may cost more than the monthly membership. Updates are only 1-2 times a month so it will take some time for Plants Vs Cunts to grow, which is ironic considering how fast the monster plants grow in the scenes. But it's somewhat understandable given the complexity of producing these videos, even if they're not particularly long. 

There are no photo sets (just vid caps), no sorting options, no search engine, and no bonus sites. Also, while it looks like there are tags on the scenes, they're not linked to anything - they're just static labels. But the collection is small enough that the barebones navigation is hardly more than a minor inconvenience.

Do I Recommend It?

There is no denying that this collection is small and growing at a snail's pace. But apart from the studio's other sites, you'd be hard-pressed to find similar action anywhere else. Plants Vs Cunts delivers live-action hentai that's as slick as the plant jizz spraying from its one-of-a-kind phallic vines.

*NOTE: Prices are in Euros.