Fuck On Arrival Review

As you might expect, the performers are mostly Caucasian, though I did see a couple of Black girls. I also saw skinny teens and chubby MILFs, girls with lots of tattoos and fake tits, a BBW, and a mature woman.

Fuck On Arrival is part of a German porn network called Hitzefrei, which I think translates to "a day off." Included are the sites Family Affairs and Patti's Anals covering the taboo and anal niche, respectively. Other sites focus on MILFs, more anal porn, and reality scenes with medical or sex toy themes. 

What Works?

The design works well, although it isn't as feature-rich as some might want. Still, it's mobile-responsive and easy to navigate. There are sorting options, ratings, favorites, and an advanced search. It's always nice when sites try something different with the thumbnails, and that manifests here, with most of them playing short highlight reels from the scenes.

A model index provides stats and info about the girls. You can learn their age, measurements, birthplace, and even a line or two about how they got their start or what they like in bed. Favorite the girls or use the sorting options to browse the index. Their profiles also list all their content across the network.

For cancelations, the FAQ directs you to contact the biller who processed your payment. Most of the time, you just need to fill out a form on their website. They also have an email with a response time of 72 hours. There are a couple of links to WestBill - a third-party support site - that take 24-48 hours to process tickets if you decide to submit one. Of course, our team is always here to help, too, so don't hesitate to contact us.

What Doesn't Work?

Fuck On Arrival doesn't let you download the videos. In fact, the network as a whole doesn't allow you to save any of them. On top of that, the last update was in September 2023. While there is a chance they'll start back up again, it seems unlikely, given the length of time that's passed. The other two negatives are the lack of tags and not being able to post comments on the scenes.

Do I Recommend It?

This Full HD collection is small, but it has some interesting themes and hot performers. Plus, a membership does get you access to a larger German porn network. However, the lack of updates and downloads will seriously detract from the value for some potential members, and the interface could use a bit of work. As it stands, Fuck On Arrival could be a good option for those of you who are fans of German porn.