Breed Me Review

Hey, Real Quick, Can You Breed Me?

Although science fiction writers would have you think the opposite, underpopulation is the real 21st-century crisis. While casual sex is all the rage these days, monogamous long-term relationships are not. That means fewer people are raising families and those that do have fewer offspring. Thankfully, the rogue doctors and enthusiastic patients on this creampie porn site are taking a stand. Breed Me showcases these rebellious pioneers and the lengths they're willing to go to for insemination.

What Are You Getting?

Breed Me is a new porn site, so the premise might change eventually. But right now, most videos follow the same plot. A woman attends a meeting at a fertility clinic. As the doctor and nurse quickly find out, she and her partner are having trouble conceiving. Next, the medical staff proposes a controversial yet effective solution. Why not have the male doctor inseminate the woman himself? Naturally, the nurse sticks around to ensure everything goes smoothly and has some fun of her own.

They switch up the details to keep things interesting. Sometimes, it's a lesbian couple attending the clinic. Or the husband might be there to watch (read: get cucked). And even some single women are looking to take their pregnancy into their own hands. If you like this reality porn premise, you'll enjoy the performers too. Some are big-name pornstars, like Haley Spades, Reese Robbins, and Asia Lee.

Altogether, members get 43 videos. While the number is small, you'll be happy to hear that updates are often weekly (sometimes two weeks apart), so it shouldn't take long for them to grow. Plus, they offer bonuses, but more on that later. Stream and download everything in Full HD. And take a look at the high-resolution photo sets with Zips. They're available for all the videos. You also won't find any download limits here.

Members are getting more than this site. They get access to the Nookies (formerly Tug Pass ) network, which includes an additional 13 sites, like Finish Him and Cum Blast City. Each site represents a porn niche, so expect to see mature , Black, blowjob, and massage porn, among others.

What Works?

Usability isn't bad on Breed Me. The site is easy to navigate and mobile -friendly. They provide several sorting options and lengthy scene descriptions. A five-star rating system lets you offer feedback on the site. And there's a basic search if you know the keyword you're looking for.

The embedded player has some functionality (theater, full-screen mode, keyboard shortcuts). But you can access a better streaming player with the downloadable version. This one opens in a separate window, including adjustable playback speed and a picture-in-picture mode.

A couple of quality-of-life features are available on the site. For instance, they break up the video into smaller segments and make each available. This would be useful for fans of a specific sex position or those looking to conserve disk space. You can also find a poll on the front page. Right now, it's about what type of women you want to see more of. This will change over time if it's anything like their other sites.

You can find an FAQ on the tour page, but it isn't available in the members' area. They do provide a contact form there, though. You can also reach out directly via email. You'll need to go through your biller for cancelations and billing inquiries. They provide the links you need to get in touch. Of course, if you experience problems and want a second opinion, Rabbits will gladly support you if you contact us.

What Doesn't Work?

Usability is the big concern on Breed Me. Several features are unavailable. The most glaring is an advanced search, but there are no tags. While these would be nice, you're only browsing two pages of content, so their lack has a limited impact. It's also worth mentioning that favorites and comments were lacking until recently, but they fixed that issue. So, they're always open to improving the interface.

Members will find many ads awaiting them inside this porn site. A deal page flashes after you log in, and banner ads are at the bottom of most pages. You'll find a couple of tabs that send you off-site as well. Also, you should know that one of the "bonus sites" is a separate membership, but they take steps to differentiate it from the included bonuses.

Do I Recommend It?

Breed Me has a lot going for it: Unlimited downloads , regular (if slightly slow) updates, and good bonuses. Its faults, like the missing usability features and ads, are rather minor. If I had to guess, the decision will come down to the collection's size. It's simply too small. But if everything continues as it has been, we'll have a very different conversation six months from now.