Patty Cake Online

I've been following this chick since her site started. She's been online for over a decade with constant updates. When she first started I believe she was 18 or possibly younger. At the time non-nude sites were all over the place showing tease videos, most of them have been scrubbed. Being a tease back then made a lot of sense. Her bonus videos are great but at the same time doesn't show full penetration, and is still teasing. And she only teases sex acts with a guy who is most likely her husband. Although she's still teasing she does update on the regular with decent content. Just not sure why she doesn't bite the bullet, and do full on sex scenes with her hubby but that's her personal choice I guess.

Signed up 3 separate times with good hope of something new, but its always the same stuff over and over again. The actual sign up process is a joke, always has been. Don't expect to get anything instantly here. Pattycake also has premium videos that end up being the same, boring, over-edited, routine but even longer for an extra $30 bucks, oh and that music... fml. So if you're into paying to watch a hot chick fully clothed doing yoga, or 'hardcore' content that has been edited so much you cant even tell whats going on, this is the site for you.

Music over all videos...... stupid music loud as fuck. Pointless. I got on here just to say ....why is there music????? Why?? Where they do that at? Take that shitty as music out of the videos. The site sucks...... u been warned

Don't waste your money. It's 2017 and the videos are still released in standard def, I was honestly shocked how bad the video quality is even videos released this month are still standard def terrible quality. The other big concern I have which I now see is mentioned here is the fact there are no zipped photo sets, if you want to download all the photos, you will have to save each and every photo. Another thing to note is that there is music over every video, she doesn't speak, and you aren't even able to hear ambient sounds while she's shooting the video, as all the music is dubbed over the video after shooting. If you really really are attracted to her, and you can deal with the shitty video quality and don't mind manually downloading pictures, then go ahead and join, but otherwise save your money. I knew going in that she is a "non-nude" model, and that doesn't bother me, she has a great full figure and is in my opinion a very attractive woman. But how great her body is, and how attractive she is doesn't make up for the fact that the site is absolute shit.

I wish I had read comments by KGPM75052 below, as my experience was exactly the same - joined site with credit card payment via CCBILL (standard stuff), then an extra verification email needed to be sent to webmaster (this step should have been detailed prior to joining), then membership cancelled by webmaster. To add further insult, it has been three days now and the $36.42(AUD) still has not been refunded back to me (although to be fair, this may be just a timing issue between CCBILL and my bank - fingers crossed). Still the money left my credit card account, they received the money, only to have the webmaster cancel my membership - i'm completely bewildered and fast becoming pissed off. I feel like this site deserves a score of zero, but the person responding to my complaints answered my emails promptly (one email said 'money was refunded (it hasn't), please do not sign up again (I hope this part was a joke) - how's that for customer service, so the site scores a generous 2 from me. To sum up, I've been bitten once, and i'm steering well clear of sexypattycake.com.<br/>

Can't even get into the site, so a rating of 2 is the best I can do. I signed up with CCBill, and they wanted a verification e-mail sent from the e-mail address I used along with the username and password so I sent it to them. After all that they cancelled the membership for no apparent reason. They said they couldn't verify it. Oh Brother! What's the purpose of having a website if you won't even let people buy a membership?

Don't waste your money. This site is pretty damn boring. It's 2013 and she still doesn't show anything. All the teasing was cute two years ago. Step up, show more or think about hanging it up

No point complaining that she doesn't take dick. Says it right up front on her website. Only downside is their "exclusive content" videos use a purchase system that is beyond the subscription. So you have to pay for a subscription THEN pay AGAIN for any of the videos where she shows her pussy or asshole. Seems like about 90% of the content was shot over a short time and is being slowly released. Often a picset will be release 2-3 YEARS after the matching video and passed off as "brand new".

she is very appealing and does some awesome expressions.. Cute voice too...IF she ever did an exclusive penetration scene I would definitely pay for that one scene!

Have to agree with some of the other low scores. Maybe I don't get the "premise" but the fact that I have to wait to download 5 or 8 clips at 2 minutes each to get a little tease is a big turn-off. Heavily edited videos, where you can't hear her at all(you hear nothing but the blaring music) are also not appealing. She is very appealing though. She has a sexy, sexy body and knows the art of tease extremely well. I just wish the content matched the girl! Don't waste your money!!!!!