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Maria isn't the one doing the spanking on Maria Spanks. There is apparently only one person who gets to smack those plump, round cheeks of hers, and that is a chubby British dude. Sometimes, he pretends to be her boss, her mom's boyfriend, or a drill sergeant, but he is the only one around every time this dark-haired sweetie is caught being naughty.
I'll tell you right now that if you're not into girls who are silent during spankings or hearing a British gentleman talk dirty throughout a scene, then this isn't the spanking porn site for you. Aside from some "uh-huhs" and a few paltry moans, Maria doesn't utter a sound. It makes me think that she's a tough hellcat who can take a lot of pain on her pillowy butt cheeks, but I also like a few well-placed moans and groans when that rear starts to turn several shades of crimson.
If you're still with me, let me give you the lowdown. Navigating the site is a snap due to the clear sections and the fact that there are only 18 videos and 18 photo galleries. Yes, that's a bummer, but before you leave me so rudely, I would like to tell you that the site has spared no expense on the quality. The vids are downloadable in Full HD Windows Media files, and the pictures are high-res.
Each scene has a loose plot, like naughty schoolgirl Maria sneaking male friends into her dorm or inviting her boyfriend to the house where she babysits and gets caught. I can't say the scripts were all that magical, but I soon found myself bewitched as I ogled this cutie's bum getting pummeled. She keeps her undies firmly in place during the videos, but you'll see her fully nude in the pics.
Speaking of her pictures, some have Maria posing and stripping. The picture sets that go with each movie do give you some up-close spanking shots, but the others are pretty tame and don't really focus on her butt. She looks incredible, though, dressed in a tight-fitting pencil skirt, jacket, and stockings, playing the kinky secretary, and she fills out a shiny purple outfit like a dream, so even if you're not getting any spankings, you're getting sexy pics of this brunette.
Now for the bad news. Well, after hearing the amount of material, I guess it's "badder" news. The site isn't going to give you any more material. The dates make you think the content is new, but nothing has been added to the collection in a long time. You get access to extra sites, including Chloe Coed, Lucy Lust, and Madison Bangs. There are over 30 Girlies Pass bonus sites for you to visit.
I could never recommend Maria Spanks on its own as it's too small and isn't growing. However, the inclusion of the other sites adds value, and they mainly cover the same solo-girl niche. If you want a bevy of teasing cuties who keep it quite soft, then a membership to this site might work.
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| Windows | 1440x1080; 6799K |
| MP4 | 1440x1080; 3624K |
| MP4 | 1440x1080; 3624K; Streaming |