Do you like scary movies? I do. Especially ones that combine my passion for horror and sex. Like the scene “Halloween Trick Anal Treat” that was shot last year exclusively for Rabbit’s. It was done by our friends at the For Bondage network and posted to their site Badtime Stories. Maybe you don’t scare easily, but it’s the type of thing that gives me nightmares – wet ones!
Feeling festive, I was inspired to spruce up our list of Halloween porn parodies inspired by popular horror films. They might not raise the hair on the back of your neck, but they might get a rise out of other things and give you a laugh in the process.
Read on if you dare!
5. Re-Penetrator
You don’t need to have seen Penetrator in order to follow the plot of Re-Penetrator on Adult DVD Empire – just a little joke because the movie doesn’t actually have a prequel. Instead, it’s a porn parody of H.P. Lovecraft`s 1985 horror flick Re-Animator about raising the dead, an experiment that never turns out well. The X-rated version was released over a decade ago and remains a classic. The plot involves a mad scientist trying to bring a stripper, played by Joanna Angel, back from the dead.
The doctor is a real miracle worker because Joanna looks damn good for someone dug up after 20 years in the ground. After the Doc fills her with life, he fills her with his dick. Then she starts pulling out his internal organs while they fuck! It’s bloody and gory. They really did a good job with the makeup and props for a film from 2005.
4. Evil Head
Based on the 1981 classic Evil Dead, this pornographic horror film on Burning Angel was written by Doug Sakkman. Evil Head was well-received when it came out in 2012 and remains a popular title around Halloween. The acting is also top-notch.
They stay true to the original plot. A perfect example of this is their recreation of the famous foliage scene. For those not familiar, at one point in the movie, a girl runs out of a cabin only to get abducted by evil trees. Kleio Valentien plays the part of the babe accosted by possessed bushes. This being a porno, it’s no surprise that the tree’s branches are shaped like dildos. You’ll get a kick out of watching Kleio suck on them before turning into the undead.
3. Porno Things: A Stranger Things Porn Parody
As you’re probably aware, nothing is sacred when it comes to porn. So someone making a parody of the popular show Stranger Things called Porno Things: A Stranger Things Porn Parody was inevitable. One thing that’s true of both series (you can find the adult version on Pornhub Premium) is that strange things happen!
One of my favorite scenes has Riley Nixon in the role of Eleven (an 11 played by a perfect 10), where she masturbates with a dozen frozen waffles! Watching her writhe around naked, rubbing them on her pussy is oddly sensual. I’d leggo my eggo for her any time!
2. A Wet Dream on Elm Street
A spoof on the 1984 horror flick, A Wet Dream on Elm Street on PornhubPremium features creepy Freddie Krueger sticking his scissor hand – sorry, I mean dildo claw – into the pussies of Sophie Dee, Gracie Glam and Jennifer White. Directed by Canadian artist Lee Roy Meyers, it received rave reviews when it was released and even though the production values are low, you’ll get off watching Freddie put babes into a coma from masturbating too much in their sleep!
1. Official Halloween Parody XXX
If you’re going to watch only one scary porn satire, it might as well be Official Halloween Parody XXX – also on Pornhub Premium. You’ve got Chanel Preston in the Jamie Lee Curtis role and Lexi Swallow plays the part of the doomed sister, who gets in a good fuck before being killed off by her deranged brother. The production values are high and there’s good attention to detail, from the sketchy looking farmhouse to seeing things through Michael Myers’ mask. You get to witness through his serial killer eyes the views of naked babes and the horrifying – yet sexy – things he does to them.
Fap Away Your Fears With Horror Porn
If you’re interested in exploring this niche more, check out our blog on the best spooky porn scenes on popular paysites. It wasn’t easy narrowing down this list as there are plenty of scary XXX movies out there, with more to be released in the upcoming weeks. I’m excited to see what the Queen of Adult Halloween Movies, Joanna Angel, has up her sleeve this year. Stay safe and Happy Halloween!