What makes an ad memorable? My favorite TV commercial growing up had our town’s only car dealer dressed in a monkey suit eating a banana. He’d proclaim, “Well, folks, I’ve gone totally bananas and am offering you an insane bunch of deals on new and preowned vehicles.” After tossing the peel on the floor, he’d say, “Slip on down to Baumgauter Motors today and see for yourself. We’ve got the most appealing prices around ’cause we’re the only ones in town!” It was funny and totally over the top – which is the secret for creating porn ads, too.
Sex is used to sell everything. I recently saw a commercial for a popular brand of nappies that used images of mothers breastfeeding in an uncomfortably suggestive way. So it makes sense that either subtly or explicitly, sexual imagery will appear in a porn ad. It can be highly effective, too. I know that Evil Angel has some ads floating around that make you want to double-click. But the best ones in my opinion are more dynamic and infused with humor.
Score Some Interracial Tail
One of the keys to creating an advertisement that will get my attention is including something unexpected. There’s one with ebony pornstar Sarah Banks that fits the bill in more ways than one. Intriguing images flash by of her wearing a headband with fox ears as Markus Dupree inserts a buttplug with a tail into her sweet ass. It cycles through him tittyfucking her and them going at it doggy style and several other positions.
The other thing I didn’t expect is that it took me to Brazzers’ landing page and then I couldn’t find the scene in the members’ area. I did eventually track down “Fox in the Hole” on Digital Playground. It was released in 2018 – which explains why Marcus looks a little younger. The highlight for me, which I didn’t catch in the ad, is when they fuck standing up with that tail still in her ass.
Watch Lil Humper Tap the Motherload
What makes the above ad effective is that the first thing you see is a short skinny guy dry-humping a woman’s leg, which fits perfectly with Lil Humpers brand. It’s a funny thing to watch, but the humor soon switches to hardcore when a blonde with big boobs appears on her knees sucking the boy’s dick through what looks like a doggy gate. There’s also some tittyfucking and you even catch a glimpse of the petite stud shooting his load on those melons. Reality Kings lists this Viral Video on its landing page, making it easy to find. Amber Alena is the busty blonde searching for her “Lost Lil Humper,” Juan El Caballo Loco.
Catch Cheaters Partying Hardcore
LaSirena69 is a pornstar experiencing a lot of buzz at the moment, so her ad is another standout. It’s well put together and you get the gist of things within the first few frames. A douchebag in a Hawaiian shirt shows up at a formal party and LaSirena immediately has the hots for him. She sucks his dick and he fingers her ass with the other guests near but oblivious. There are a few bedroom shots than a flash of facial before you see the men fighting over her. Clearly, someone is jealous. A little investigation reveals “Party Like A Finger’s Up Your Ass” is an update on Big Butts Like It Big.
Want to See More Adult Commercials?
If you’re curious about the ads I described, there are a couple places where you can see them. Some appear on the tours for Reality Kings and Brazzers Network, so that’s handy enough. In other instances, you’ll come across them on tube sites, including Pornhub. You can even find blogs and articles on porn ads. But we’ve got the best prices if you decide to join one of the sites!
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