Clark Kently

I work hard and party harder so though I am a mild-mannered reporter by day, I am a wild, hammered cavorter after a few. As to my style -some men wear baseball caps, but I go with a cape. I'd rather be the guy who flies than the guy who catches them. And I can indeed make a smoothie faster than a Magic Bullet. So call me what you like, but I don't consider myself a hero, a Reuben or any other kind of sandwich! Anything else is just super, though!

America, FUCK YEAH!!! July 4th Flash Discounts

Baseball, cookouts, fireworks, miniature flags…these are just a few of the things we associate with American Independence Day. Fuck that! If you’re reading this, you know that nothing really says America quite like a pornstar terribly acting out poorly written dialogue while taking a high, hard one from a well-hung stud. THAT’s Freedom. THAT’s America. […]

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