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    Seumas MacDonald

    • Porn Reviews: 6
    • Average Score: 75.17

    Favorite Quote:

    “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process, he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.” -Nietzsche

    My Take I follow the KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) philosophy. So with that in mind, let me ask you this: What’s not to like about porn?

    Birthday:
    August 23

    Hometown:
    Calgary, Alberta

    Favorite Books:
    Juliet, Justine, 1984, Animal Farm, Darkness At Noon

    Favorite Movies:
    Harold and Maude, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Nightmare Before Christmas

    Favorite TV Shows:
    The Simpsons

    Favorite Sexual Position:
    The Elevator

    Favorite Porn Niches:
    Vintage, Hijab, PAWG

    Favorite Music:
    Cat Stevens, Adore Delano, Alvvays, Black Sabbath

    Favorite Drink:
    Milk

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