HD Teenies

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Chris Parker 

By: Chris Parker
Number of Reviews: 1070
Average Score: 65

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The "HD" in HD Teenies stands for "high-def," but it could also stand for "horny darlings" because that's what these girls are. They desperately need to get off, but there aren't any guys around to give them a hand. No matter, they've got hands of their own and these cuties are perfectly capable of using them to take themselves to orgasm.

I love to watch chicks play with their pussies and watching babes do it in high-definition is the next best thing to being in the room with them. All the vids give you the chance to see hotties masturbate in crystal clarity, but before you get too excited, I should mention that there are only 20 videos on HDTeenies.

The movies can all be downloaded in their full-lengths as Windows Media files. They're also available as clips that come in other formats and can be streamed or downloaded. These additional formats don't even approach the quality of the Windows Media files, so don't even bother with them unless you want to watch the films in embedded players.

While the number of videos is disappointing, there's more to be happy about when it comes to photos. There are 82 sets of pictures that can be downloaded in a Zip file or viewed as a slideshow. As with the movies, the photos show hot girls getting naked and masturbating. The images look good and some are even high-res.

The update schedule has been somewhat erratic in the past and though it's a little better these days, it still isn't consistent or set in stone. Looking at the dates associated with the last few scenes, it seems as though you'll be waiting longer than a week for fresh smut.

You can use the time between updates to explore the Not Really Love network. It's comprised of eight sites (including this one). Big Tits Unlimited, Black Pole Patrol and Latin Fuck Dolls are just three of them. If you need more porn, you can check out the video feeds.

HD Teenies serves up some hot solo content, but its main attraction is its videos and there just aren't that many to see. It isn’t worth visiting for more than a month or so on its own right now, though sticking around might be worthwhile if the other websites are of interest to you as well.

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