Visit Redneck Spanking

Are you a redneck? If you're not sure, answer the following questions: Are the last words to the American national anthem "gentlemen, start your engines?" Have you been married three times and still have the same in-laws? Have you appeared on the Redneck Spanking website? If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions, there's a pretty good chance that you are a redneck.

On RedneckSpanking, chicks from places like Atlanta, Louisville and Birmingham find themselves on the wrong side of some corporal punishment and it isn't long before their butts are even redder than their necks. These bratty beauties get beat with bare hands and things like hair brushes and wooden paddles. You'd think it would teach them to behave, but apparently not because some of these chicks appear in multiple videos and get punished for very different misdeeds in many of them.

Unfortunately, the guys behind the site are responsible for a few misdeeds of their own, so someone might have to bend them over and give them a few good whacks on the ass. Their main crime is giving us content that's far from stellar.

By my count, there are about 103 videos and 23 sets of pictures currently available. It looks like there are more vids, but that's because some of them are split into parts. All in all, the numbers are still decent, but I wouldn't use the word "decent" to describe a good percentage of the material. The majority of the downloadable movies only offer very poor-quality playback and lots of the pics are blurry.

When we last visited the site, only about 87 of the vids could be downloaded. Now they all can, but it seems this feature is the biggest addition to the site, as there have only been six sporadic updates in the last year (the newest one being from over three months ago). All of the vids are listed as Windows Media files, but some are actually random AVI and Flash files.

Given that the quality of most of the videos is abysmal once you download them, you might be better off just streaming them in the embedded Flash players. Be warned, though, that if you do watch the films, you'll have to endure some questionable acting and some amateur camerawork.

Redneck Spanking has some potential, but it'll need to offer better looking movies and update more often if it's going to get a recommendation from me. For now, there are better spanking sites out there, so give them a look before considering this one.