Updated on: 09/07/2015
Since we last visited TheLifeErotic...
If you're a bit of a movie buff, you may be thinking that The Life Erotic is a pornographic take on "The Life Aquatic." Nothing could be further from the truth and it doesn't bother me in the least, because porn involving Bill Murray and a mythical shark just wouldn't float my boat. Stunning babes in masturbation and lesbians scenes, however, allow for a hell of a lot of buoyancy.
TheLifeErotic is all about capturing incredibly stunning girls aged 18 to 23 in some mind-blowing self-pleasuring fun. The beauty of the models is rivaled only by the classy design of the members' area. Everything is categorized by month and along the top and bottom of the page are menu bars that let you sort through the lesbian content, high-def videos and model index. I should also mention that if you click the magnifying glass beside the search box (if you've left it empty), an advanced search window will open up.
The man behind the mastery is Walter Bosque and many of his 523 movies begin with the tagline: "The edge of erotic." After checking out the crystal-clear HD or Full HD playback, I think you'll agree that a better line would be: "The cutting edge of erotic." There's a variety of MP4 sizes to download, as well as other files and you have the option to stream the movies.
My favorite was a flick with Natalia. She's completely naked in a factory yard, so there's random scrap metal and such lying around. She leans against a fence and the camera zooms in to get a great closeup of her while she's fingering her dripping-wet pussy, with a rusted metal fence in the background. You'll quickly realize that this is top-notch artistic porn.
Are you more of a photo person? If so, there's more good news. The 1,485 photo sets contain stunningly beautiful high-res images. In fact, no matter the size of your screen, you'll have to scroll back and forth to caress these ladies' lovely forms with your eyes. There are three size options with the Zip files. I urge you to check out a black-and-white set featuring a dark-haired beauty named Muriel. I think I'm in love.
Photo updates are daily, while new videos arrive probably three or more times a week. There are no bonus sites, but that's really the only drawback here. Every fiber of my sexual being urges you to join this site. Don't worry, though. Once you're in, you haven't died and gone to heaven - this is simply The Life Erotic.
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