If you're a bit of a movie buff, then you may be thinking that The Life Erotic is a pornographic take on "The Life Aquatic." Nothing could be further from the truth and it doesn't bother me in the least, because porn involving Bill Murray and a mythical shark just wouldn't float my boat. Stunning babes in softcore and lesbians scenes, however, allows for a hell of a lot of buoyancy.
TheLifeErotic is all about capturing incredibly stunning girls aged 18 to 23 in some mind-blowing erotic, softcore media. The beauty of the models is rivaled only by the classy design of the members' area. Everything is categorized by month and along the top and bottom of the page are menu bars that let you sort through the lesbian content, high-def videos and model index.
The man behind the mastery is Walter Bosque. Many of the 208 movies begin with the tagline "the edge of erotic." After checking out the crystal-clear high-def playback, I think you'll agree that a better line would be "the cutting edge of erotic." There's a variety of MP4 sizes to download, as well as other files and you have the option to stream the movies.
My favorite was a flick featuring a woman named Natalia. She's completely naked in a factory yard, so there's random scrap metal and such lying around. She leans against a fence and the camera zooms in to get a great closeup of her while she's fingering her dripping-wet pussy with a rusted metal fence in the background. You'll quickly realize that this is top-notch artistic porn.
Are you more of a photo person? If so, there's more great news: The 945 photo sets contain stunningly beautiful high-res images. In fact, no matter the size of your screen, you'll have to scroll back and forth to caress these ladies' lovely forms with your eyes. There are three size options with the Zip files, so you can save all the pics in one fell swoop at the resolution you want. I urge you to check out a black-and-white set featuring a dark-haired beauty named Muriel. I think I'm in love.
Photo updates are posted almost daily, while new videos arrive approximately nine times a month. There are no bonus sites, but that's really the only drawback here. Every fiber of my sexual being urges you to join this site. Don't worry, once you're in, you haven't died and gone to heaven, this is simply The Life Erotic.
 | By: Charlie Black |
| Number of Reviews: 68 | |
| Average Score: 65.6 |
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| Site | Date | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Best Porn | Review | 8/2/2004 | 83/100 |
| Average Score: 83 | |||
 Discount
$19.99/30 days (Reg. $ |
| $99.99/365 days |
| Cross Sales: 2 unchecked |
| Pic sets: 945 | Pics per set: 110 | Zip sets: Yes |
| Pic Res: 3000x2000 | High Res: Yes |
| Number of movies: 208+ | HD Porn: Yes | DRM protection: No |
| Average Length: 10 mins | Full length videos: Yes | Streaming: Yes |
| Condoms: N/A | Download Limits: No |
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| Video Formats: |
MOV (1920x1080; 5630k) Windows (1920x1080; 8050k) AVI (1280x720; 4500k) MP4 (1920x1080; 3000k) MP4 (1920x1080; 3000k; streaming) |
| Preview TheLifeErotic.com members area | |
| Independent Biller(s): | CCBill, Epoch |
| Customer Service: | support@thelifeerotic.com |
Pros & Cons
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-high-def movies -gorgeous high-res photos -zipped photo sets |
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-some nonexclusive content -no bonus sites -no advanced search |
02/27/2013- Stays at 76. -April 08/19/2012- From 75 to 76: More content and more frequent updates. -Adam
12/26/2011- From 79 to 75: Less expensive and more content, but scores adjusted to current criteria. -Adam
05/16/2011- Stays at 79. -April
09/26/2010- From 78 to 79: Price has gone up, but there's more content. -Will - Initial review: 2/1/2010
| Content Quality | 12/15 |
| Usability | 8/10 |
| Updates | 6/10 |
| Content Amount | 9/15 |
| Value | 8/10 |
| Unique Content | 12/15 |
| Video Downloads | 5/5 |
| Video Streaming | 5/5 |
| Features | 3/5 |
| Other Score | 8/10 |
| User Score: 69/100 | ||
| 5 votes | 5 comments | |
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As advertised, the videos are artistic, high quality, and rather sophisticated. The women are top notch as well. If you like classy women in interesting settings, you'll like this site. My only rub (no pun intended) is that they advertise "the art of orgasm". The women get a little turned on in some cases, but not even close to orgasm. As a female masturbation site, the content is typical "going through the motions" rather than trying to have an orgasm. Very disappointing. If it had real orgasms even in some percentage of the videos, I'd be willing to pay more than they charge. Too bad, I won't be back.
In fact there is absolutely NO UNIQUE CONTENT!
You can find each photo set on other softcore sites. The movies are OK.
Very attractive women and some mildly erotic action. They seem to be attempting to be the naughtier version of Met-Art (and indeed you'll see the same models on both) For the most it works but a lot of the content has already been seen elsewhere. A site for the future as it may well get getter with age
Cool site. Hot chicks. Really sexual without being typical porn.
Pros - Unique very high quality sexy content. Artistic, sort of like Met-art but the girls touch themselves and masturbate. Mostly girls I haven't seen before.\nCons - Site is fairly new and relatively small. Still there was enough and it is updating regularly.\nOverall I liked it. Not a mega site but was different then anything else out there. I will renew. Good price for what you get.