If you're a bit of a movie buff, you may be thinking that The Life Erotic is a pornographic take on "The Life Aquatic." Nothing could be further from the truth and it doesn't bother me in the least, because porn involving Bill Murray and a mythical shark just wouldn't float my boat. Stunning babes in softcore and lesbians scenes, however, allows for a hell of a lot of buoyancy.
TheLifeErotic is all about capturing incredibly stunning women often aged 18 to maybe 20 or so in some mind-blowing erotic, softcore media. The beauty of the models is rivaled only by the classy design of the members' area. Everything is categorized by month and along the top and bottom of the page are menu bars that let you sort through the lesbian content, high-def videos and model index.
The man behind the mastery is Walter Bosque. Many of the 110 movies begin with the tagline, "the edge of erotic." After checking out the crystal-clear, high-def playback, I think you'll agree that a better line would be "the cutting edge of erotic." There's a variety of MP4 sizes to download, as well as other file types and you have the option to stream the movies.
My favorite was a flick featuring a woman named Natalia. She's completely naked in a factory yard, so there's random scrap metal and such lying around. She leans against a fence and the camera zooms in to get a great close-up of her fingering her dripping wet pussy with the rusted metal fence in the background. You'll quickly realize that this is top-notch, artistic erotica.
Are you more of a photo kind of person? If so, there's more great news: The 480 photo sets contain super high-res images. In fact, no matter the size of your screen, you'll have to scroll back and forth in your browser to caress these ladies' lovely forms with your eyes. There are three size options with the Zip files, so you can save all the pics in one fell swoop at the resolution you want. I urge you to check out a black-and-white set featuring a dark-haired beauty named Muriel. I think I'm in love.
You can expect updates to be at least 11 times per week, but keep in mind that only two are videos. There are no bonus sites, but that's really the only drawback here. Every fiber of my sexual being urges you to join this site. Don't worry, once you're in, you haven't died and gone to heaven, this is simply The Life Erotic.
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| Site | Date | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Best Porn | Review | 8/2/2004 | 83/100 |
| Average Score: 83 | |||
| $19.97/30 days |
| $109.97/365 days |
| Cross Sales: No |
| Pic sets: 480 (Pics per set: 110) - Zip sets: Yes - High Res: Yes | |
| Number of movies: 110+ (average length: 10 mins) - HD Porn: Yes | |
| Full length videos: Yes - DRM protection: No - Streaming: Yes | |
| Download Limits: No - Condoms: N/A | |
| Video Formats: |
MOV (1920x1080; 5630k) Windows (1920x1080; 8050k) AVI (1280x720; 4500k) MP4 (1920x1080; 3000k) Flash (1920x1080; 3000k; streaming) |
| Preview TheLifeErotic.com members area | |
| Independent Biller(s): | CCBill |
| Customer Service: | support@thelifeerotic.com |
Pros & Cons
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-high-def movies -super high-res photos -zipped photo sets |
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-some nonexclusive content -no bonus sites -infrequent video updates |
| Content Quality | 12/15 |
| Usability | 8/10 |
| Updates | 5/10 |
| Content Amount | 8/15 |
| Value | 8/10 |
| Unique Content | 12/15 |
| Video Downloads | 5/5 |
| Video Streaming | 5/5 |
| Features | 3/5 |
| Other Score | 9/10 |
| User Score: 71/100 | ||
| 4 votes | 4 comments | |
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In fact there is absolutely NO UNIQUE CONTENT! You can find each photo set on other softcore sites. The movies are OK.
Very attractive women and some mildly erotic action. They seem to be attempting to be the naughtier version of Met-Art (and indeed you'll see the same models on both) For the most it works but a lot of the content has already been seen elsewhere. A site for the future as it may well get getter with age
Cool site. Hot chicks. Really sexual without being typical porn.
Pros - Unique very high quality sexy content. Artistic, sort of like Met-art but the girls touch themselves and masturbate. Mostly girls I haven't seen before. Cons - Site is fairly new and relatively small. Still there was enough and it is updating regularly. Overall I liked it. Not a mega site but was different then anything else out there. I will renew. Good price for what you get.