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The Life Erotic Video


If you're a bit of a movie buff, then you may be thinking that The Life Erotic is a pornographic take on "The Life Aquatic." Nothing could be further from the truth and it doesn't bother me in the least, because porn involving Bill Murray and a mythical shark just wouldn't float my boat. Stunning babes in masturbation and lesbians scenes, however, allow for a hell of a lot of buoyancy.

TheLifeErotic is all about capturing incredibly stunning girls aged 18 to 23 in some mind-blowing self-pleasuring fun. The beauty of the models is rivaled only by the classy design of the members' area. Everything is categorized by month and along the top and bottom of the page are menu bars that let you sort through the lesbian content, high-def videos and model index.

The man behind the mastery is Walter Bosque. Many of the 264 movies begin with the tagline "the edge of erotic." After checking out the crystal-clear high-def playback, I think you'll agree that a better line would be "the cutting edge of erotic." There's a variety of MP4 sizes to download, as well as other files and you have the option to stream the movies.

My favorite was a flick with Natalia. She's completely naked in a factory yard, so there's random scrap metal and such lying around. She leans against a fence and the camera zooms in to get a great closeup of her while she's fingering her dripping-wet pussy, with a rusted metal fence in the background. You'll quickly realize that this is top-notch artistic porn.

Are you more of a photo person? If so, there's more great news: The 1,128 photo sets contain stunningly beautiful high-res images. In fact, no matter the size of your screen, you'll have to scroll back and forth to caress these ladies' lovely forms with your eyes. There are three size options with the Zip files. I urge you to check out a black-and-white set featuring a dark-haired beauty named Muriel. I think I'm in love.

Photo updates are posted daily, while new videos arrive approximately nine times a month. There are no bonus sites, but that's really the only drawback here. Every fiber of my sexual being urges you to join this site. Don't worry, once you're in, you haven't died and gone to heaven, this is simply The Life Erotic.

Number of Reviews: 65
Average Score: 64.9

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User Rating: 69/100 (total: 5 comments)
  • Comment by: amark - Score: 60/100 - Date: 12/8/2012
    As advertised, the videos are artistic, high quality, and rather sophisticated. The women are top notch as well. If you like classy women in interesting settings, you'll like this site. My only rub (no pun intended) is that they advertise "the art of orgasm". The women get a little turned on in some cases, but not even close to orgasm. As a female masturbation site, the content is typical "going through the motions" rather than trying to have an orgasm. Very disappointing. If it had real orgasms even in some percentage of the videos, I'd be willing to pay more than they charge. Too bad, I won't be back.
  • Comment by: Steve - Score: 50/100 - Date: 12/10/2011
    In fact there is absolutely NO UNIQUE CONTENT!
    You can find each photo set on other softcore sites. The movies are OK.
  • Comment by: Meep - Score: 70/100 - Date: 7/25/2011
    Very attractive women and some mildly erotic action. They seem to be attempting to be the naughtier version of Met-Art (and indeed you'll see the same models on both) For the most it works but a lot of the content has already been seen elsewhere. A site for the future as it may well get getter with age
  • Comment by: alwaysright - Score: 80/100 - Date: 1/20/2011
    Cool site. Hot chicks. Really sexual without being typical porn.
  • Comment by: Dale - Score: 85/100 - Date: 3/23/2010
    Pros - Unique very high quality sexy content. Artistic, sort of like Met-art but the girls touch themselves and masturbate. Mostly girls I haven't seen before.\nCons - Site is fairly new and relatively small. Still there was enough and it is updating regularly.\nOverall I liked it. Not a mega site but was different then anything else out there. I will renew. Good price for what you get.
 Discount $19.99/30 days (Reg. $29.99 )
$99.99/365 days
Cross Sales: 2 unchecked
Pic sets: 1128+ Pics per set: 110 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 3000x2000 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 264+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 10 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: MOV (1920x1080; 5630k)
Windows (1920x1080; 8050k)
AVI (1280x720; 4500k)
MP4 (1920x1080; 3000k)
MP4 (640x360; 1500k; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): CCBill, Epoch
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Pros & Cons
pros -high-def movies
-gorgeous high-res photos
-zipped photo sets
cons -can't post comments
-no advanced search
-no bonus sites
Main Category: Masturbation Porn
Updated on: 8/28/2013 08/28/2013- Stays at 76. -Will
02/27/2013- Stays at 76. -April
08/19/2012- From 75 to 76: More content and more frequent updates. -Adam
12/26/2011- From 79 to 75: Less expensive and more content, but scores adjusted to current criteria. -Adam
05/16/2011- Stays at 79. -April
09/26/2010- From 78 to 79: Price has gone up, but there's more content. -Will
- Initial review: 2/1/2010
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