I had all these jokes ready for this site about how the Iceman doesn't cummeth and, like Vegas, what happens Behind The Towel stays there (to name but a few). However, I was spending too much time coming up with one funny line after another and watching the videos that I wasn't getting any writing done.
So I had to stop myself and focus on the task at hand, which, besides touching myself, involves telling you folks about the site and whether it's worth it or not. I can start by saying I love the premise on BehindTheTowel.
Iceman is a male stripper (now you get the Iceman cummeth joke) and he and his other cohorts put on shows for groups of real women out to have a few drinks and a good time. The guys play sexy games and strip and walk around the room giving the ladies a look, a touch and even a suck if they so desire. The sucking usually takes place behind a towel – ergo the name of the site.
There are 62 videos available at this point. They are divided up into sections, like the names of the different performers, sexy games, etc. Each "act," as they call them, is divided into parts that can be downloaded separately. Thre are no pics.
Each clip is downloadable in a mediocre-quality Windows Media format that looks worse the larger you make the screen. It doesn't help that the action takes place in bars and large rooms that aren't really well lit, which just exaggerates the poor quality.
There is no full-length option, which is disappointing, especially since each clip is only a minute or two long, making it a pain to watch such short parts. A streaming option would have also been nice, as would better-quality movies in general.
There are no bonuses and they appear to be updating about twice a week. Behind The Towel has got itself a great concept, but it just doesn't live up to it, especailly when you consider the quality of the videos and the amount of content.
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 0||Pics per set: 0||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 62+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 5 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: No|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (320x240; 512k)
Pros & Cons
-no bonus sites
-no photo sets