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The Dirty Old Man gives you a different perspective of the mature fetish. While most sites focus on mature women, this one sets out to have the roles reversed: an older man screws nubile gals. Mike is over 50 years old, but many guys half his age pray to have a libido as active as his.
As you can deduce from the sitename, the kink is not just his age. Mike isn't a sweet grandpa, but one sick mofo, hence the title TheDirtyOldMan. He isn't satisfied until he has fucked these babes senseless. From freaky anal sex to fisting to bizarre insertions to facial cum-blasts, Mike delivers it all! For some reason, his thick British accent makes it even more perverted.
There are 118 videos available of beautiful and innocent gals getting fucked by this freak. Some of the videos can only be streamed, but most of them can be downloaded as Windows Media and QuickTime Files. An MPEG option is often offered as well. The quality of the videos can vary a lot. Some border on being unwatchable and others offer stellar-quality playback.
There are many sets of vid caps, but only 52 sets of photos. The pictures tend to be a little on the small side, but you might enjoy them all the same. Unfortunately, you can't download the sets in Zip files, so if you want to save some to your computer, you'll have to do it one image at a time.
It looks as though the website hasn't updated in a while and to make matters worse, the next update appears to be scheduled for January 1, 3000. Since the wait might be a long one, it's good to see that as a member you get access to the entire Sweet Members network of sites.
Sado Slaves, Pee Lover, Jake Busts Nuts, Abraxxa Porn, Fisting Lessons, Miss Pain, Butt Cam, Max Hardcore Porn, Sweet Loads and It's Just Chocolate are just some of the additional websites that you can enjoy. These aren't some crappy feeds, but high-quality sites filled with exclusive content. Video and photo feeds are also available.
The Dirty Old Man offers a novel approach to the mature niche, while at the same time containing all the kinkiness characteristic of this network of sites. However, only those with a really strong desire to see the old guy do his thing will bother to sign up for a membership because the cost of joining is a little expensive considering that the website isn't getting any bigger.
|Number of Reviews: 214|
|Average Score: 66.4|
|$5.95/3 days, rebills at $34.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 52+||Pics per set: 100||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 118+||HD Porn: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 35 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
Windows (640x480; 2304k)
MOV (320x240; 1260k)
MPEG (640x480; 2410k)
Flash (640x480; 2400k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||VXS Billing, Epoch|
Pros & Cons
-some stellar-quality videos
-no zipped photo sets
04/13/2010- From 78 to 76: Updates and amount scores adjusted to current standards. -Chris
05/26/2009- Stays at 78. -Giraffe
02/19/2008- From 73 to 78: content amount reduced, but video quality improved. -Marmot - Initial review: 2/27/2005