Updated on: 11/12/2015
Since we last visited FuckMyJeans...
There's nothing better than a chick wearing nice, tight jeans. Everytime you see one of these gals, you know she's on the prowl for cock. There's simply no debating it and there's evidence to be found on this subject on Fuck My Jeans.
My colleagues and I had a lengthy discussion this morning on exactly what they mean when they say FuckMyJeans. At first I thought it might be some kind of European site where something was lost in translation, while someone else felt that it might have something to do with incorrect punctuation, or jeans that have recently been removed from the dryer and are nice, warm and pleasant to plunge one's penis into.
In the end, we feel that this command is not meant to be taken literally, but merely lets you know that the chicks on this site are going to be fucked after they've removed their skintight denim, which just goes to show that we're like a CSI unit of porn. We examine all the evidence and come up with irrefutable proof to support our hypotheses.
There are 144 videos on the site right now. It looks like there are more, but that's only because you sometimes get a 3D version in addition to the standard one. They can be streamed online and downloaded in a few formats. The newer ones are in Full HD and are very impressive. You can keep track of all your favorites and use keywords to find similar scenes.
I would be willing to go before a jury of my peers and testify that these vids are worthy of as much personal lube for a solo session as is required to remove those painted-on denim dungarees. Those jeans are so tight that you can actually tell if and how much these chicks have shaved their "special areas."
Every video comes with at least one set of hardcore pics, but there are some that also come with a softcore gallery. In all, there are 216 picture sets. The images look great and come in Zip files. Some of these babes really know how to rock the denim. You have to have the right ass to really work even the best pair of jeans and these girls have the assets to do just that.
The website posts new content every eight days, but it's a bit smaller now than it used to be. It looks like some older material was removed at some point. Well, it's not like you'll be short on content as you also get access to other sites from the Fetish One Pass, including I Love Mini Skirts, Rip Her Up, The Pussy Licker, Lusty Office and Pornstar At Work. Some of these sites have stopped growing, though.
I need to bring up an issue when navigating the site, which is that the "home," "movies," and "photos" links you see at the top of the page are for the network only. This means that in order to get back to the jeans-fucking movies you'll be using your "back" button a lot or going to the network's homepage to get back to the site.
In conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury, let me remind you that Fuck My Jeans has a decent amount of content and it's exclusive, too. So, if you love the sight of a chick in denim, it's worth getting a membership.
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