There's nothing better than a chick wearing nice, tight jeans. Every time you see one of these honeys, you know she's on the prowl for cock. There is simply no debating it and there is incontrovertible evidence to be found on this subject on Fuck My Jeans.
My colleagues and I had a lengthy discussion this morning on exactly what they mean when they say FuckMyJeans. At first I thought it might be some kind of European site where something was lost in translation, while someone else felt that it might have something to do with incorrect punctuation or jeans that have recently been removed from the dryer and are nice, warm and pleasant to plunge one's penis into.
In the end, we feel that this command is not meant to be taken literally, but merely gives notice that the chicks on this site are going to be fucked after they have removed their skintight jeans, which just goes to prove that we're like a CSI unit of porn. We examine all the evidence and come up with irrefutable proof to support our hypotheses.
The 163 videos come in a few formats that offer good to great-quality playback. Some random movies are presented in 3D as well. If you don't feel like downloading them, you can stream them on the site in a Flash player. Save all your favorites and use the keyword tags to find similar scenes.
I would be willing to go before a jury of my peers and testify that these vids are worthy of as much personal lube for a solo session as is required to remove those painted-on denim dungarees. Those jeans are so tight that you can actually tell if and how much these chicks have shaved their "special areas."
Every video comes with at least one set of hardcore pics, but there are some that also come with a softcore gallery. In all, there are 242 picture sets. The images look great and come in Zip files. Some of these babes really know how to rock the denim. You have to have the right ass to really work even the best pair of jeans and these women have the assets to do just that.
The website hasn't updated since November 2013 and there's no sign that there's any new material on the way. In terms of extras, you get access to eight other sites from Fetish One Pass, including I Love Mini Skirts, Rip Her Up, The Pussy Licker, Lusty Office and Pornstar At Work. At least two or three sites aren't updating either, though.
This also brings up an annoyance with the navigation in that the "home," "movies," and "photos," links you see at the top of the page are for the network only. This means that in order to get back to the jeans-fucking movies you will be using your "back" button a lot or going to the network's homepage to get back to the site.
In conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury, let me remind you that Fuck My Jeans has a decent amount of content and it's all exclusive, too. If you love the sight of a chick in denim, it's worth getting a membership.
|Number of Reviews: 206|
|Average Score: 65.9|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 242+||Pics per set: 160||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 912x684||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 163+||HD Porn: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Average Length: 15 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Download Limits: No
MPEG (640x480; 2160k)
Flash (640x480; 1300k; streaming)
MP4 (640x360; 1600k)
Windows (1920x1080; 8000k)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Zombaio|
Pros & Cons
-some great-quality movies
-streams have to load before skipping
02/27/2014- From 74 to 68: No recent updates and Quality score adjusted. -Chris
10/09/2013- Stays at 74. -A.K.
04/16/2013- Stays at 74. -Chris
03/01/2012- From 78 to 74: Scores adjusted to current criteria. -April
12/13/2010- Stays at 78. -Chris
08/11/2010- Stays at 78. -Will
12/19/2009- From 79 to 78: Amount score adjusted to current standards. -Tuesday
04/09/2009- Stays at 79. -Gator - Initial review: 8/8/2008