On Fucking Machines, technology meets erotica. After watching several videos and seeing these babes writhe from electric-powered pleasure, you might be tempted to question your own prowess as a lover. You've probably never heard an orgasm quite as loud as these. It's also rare to see a lady so thoroughly shaken by the intensity of cumming that her legs not only quiver, but also give away as she tries to stand up.
FuckingMachines has 955 videos and you can expect mostly high-def playback. You can also download a full-length version of each and there's a version for your mobile device. You can download them in Windows Media and MP4 files that can also be streamed in a resizable Flash player.
These devices have orgasmic success with every single chick who sits on one of their mechanized dicks. It knocks them into the sort of state that most spam emails promise you. You know the ones, pushing magic pills to give harder, longer erections. However, these machines don't need any snake-oil supplements to succeed with the ladies.
You'll see their faces distorted in ecstasy. The expressions are so over the top that they almost mimic torturous pain. However, despite the numerous moans, there is no mistaking the fact that these gals are taking a wicked trip into paradise. I hope you have some decent speakers, because you'll want to turn up the volume.
There are also 955 photo galleries and you can download each set in a Zip file. Many have high-res images. They give you a great chance to see the bliss captured on each woman's face as she races toward a power-assisted climax. You'll realize that most of us can't compete with these crazy robo-cocks, even if we try to pretend we're all sex machines.
You get access to a behind-the-scenes site that shows you clips from Kink's various productions and there are free live shows for members four times a month. You can also leave comments below each episode and there's a members' forum where you can post ideas for shoots. Updates seem to be added once a week. Fucking Machines is worth joining, even if it may bruise a man's ego.
$19.95/30 days (Reg. $
|$5.95/3 days, rebills at $29.90|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 955+||Pics per set: 165||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: 1024x768||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 955+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 34 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 1500k)
MP4 (1280x720; 4999k)
MP4 (960x540; 1400k; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||DHD Media|
Pros & Cons
-mostly high-def videos
-free live shows
-can't save favorites
-no advanced search
05/03/2012- From 90 to 84: Score adjusted to current criteria. -Will
09/02/2011- Stays at 90. -Will
03/29/2011- Stays at 90. -April
12/02/2010- From 88 to 90: More content and more frequent updates.
04/06/2010- Stays at 88. -Will
08/01/2009- From 84 to 88: Updates are more frequent. -Penelope
11/22/2008- From 79 to 84: Quality/price score has improved. -Groundhog
01/31/2008- From 86 to 79: Quality/price adjusted to new criteria and no bonuses, so reduced other score. - Groundhog - Initial review: 11/25/2004