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On Fucking Machines, technology meets erotica. After watching several videos and seeing these babes writhe from electric-powered pleasure, you might be tempted to question your own prowess as a lover. You've probably never heard an orgasm quite as loud as these. It's also rare to see a lady so thoroughly shaken by the intensity of cumming that her legs not only quiver, but also give away as she tries to stand up.

FuckingMachines has 1,012 videos and they can all be streamed and downloaded. When it comes to saving them, you get a few formats to choose from. You'll likely gravitate toward the ones that work well with mobile devices and the MP4 and Windows Media formats that allow you to enjoy the action in HD.

These devices have orgasmic success with every single chick who sits on one of their mechanized dicks. It knocks them into the sort of state that most spam emails promise you. You know the ones, pushing magic pills to give harder, longer erections. However, these machines don't need any snake-oil supplements to succeed with the ladies.

You'll always see their faces distorted in ecstasy. The expressions are so over the top that they almost mimic torturous pain. However, despite the numerous moans, there is no mistaking the fact that these gals are taking a wicked trip into paradise. I hope you have some decent speakers, because you'll want to turn up the volume.

You also get 1,012 photo galleries and you can download each set in a Zip file. Many come with high-res images and they give you a great chance to see the bliss captured on each woman's face as she races toward a power-assisted climax. You'll realize that most of us can't compete with these crazy robo-cocks, even if we try to pretend we're all sex machines.

You get access to a behind-the-scenes site that shows you clips from Kink's various productions and there are free live shows for members four times a month. You can also leave comments below each episode and there's a forum where you can post ideas for shoots. New content gets added to the website each week. Fucking Machines is worth joining, even if it may bruise a man's ego.

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Average Score: 65.9

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User Rating: 88/100 (total: 7 comments)
  • Comment by: Boatman - Score: 68/100 - Date: 9/12/2012
    Further to my comments of 6/3/2011, I've been keeping a close eye on this website for years now and I know that it has gone downhill in terms of its variation, imagination, and inventiveness.


    The site used to have a really multi-backdropped theme about it. They had bedroom scenes, kitchen scenes, living room scenes, shower scenes, girlie girl scenes - things like that - little stories and set-ups etc. e.g. two girls talking, making out, stripping and then going mad on the machines!


    Now too much of it is shot in a big, sterile room!


    For example, there is a shoot from 2007 with Ryan Keely who comes along as a straight laced park ranger, investigating complaints of noise coming from the recreational vehicle. Starting off as strict, bureaucratic, critical and judgmental, she soon becomes curious and tries the machine out herself. The resulting scene is PHENOMENAL - not least because of the build-up and scenario!


    Another one from 2007 stars Naomi Cruise and Gwen Diamond where the latter is an airport security operative with a metal detector and x-ray machine. Cruise is found to be carrying some restricted items and taken by Diamond into the office for a strip search! Wow. Seriously. Wow.


    Now all they seem to be fixating on is: How far up the girl's ass will the dildo go? How many rubber dicks can get up there? What diameter of gape can be achieved? These are all valid questions, to be sure, and I remove my hat to all those who ask them, but where's the fantasy gone ??


    They should make it into a journey of discovery! That is one of the great commodities that Fucking Machines has, the fact that it is different and experimental and like a discovery! They need to play on that a lot more!


    If you've NEVER been a member of Fucking Machines before then you're in for a treat, because of all the past scenes and the sheer amount of content etc. But the recent stuff isn't all that good!
  • Comment by: Satriani - Score: 90/100 - Date: 9/13/2011
    Pro: Excellent quality site, easy navigation, fantastic quality videos and fast download. I thought the variation in scenes was good - Girl on Girl, group, toys, squirting, bondage action.
    Con: None I can think of!
  • Comment by: boatman - Score: 75/100 - Date: 6/3/2011
    Ive been a member of this site 4 different times in as many years. The reason why I keep rejoining is because of a reoccurring interest in the principle of girls having sex with machines, and the reason why I keep leaving is because most of the scenes are just the same old thing again and again. "Hello I'm Cindy, 21...blah blah blah" the scene runs on and then finishes. It just needs more imagination. A lot more. The scenes where imagination has been employed are absoloutely incredible. Unfortunately this does not happen anywhere near enough.
  • Comment by: matt - Score: 92/100 - Date: 11/19/2010
    I had some log in problems in the past. but overall great site.
    Pros: hot women getting fucked by machines, squirting, cumming, girl-girl action, foot-fetish friendly, download speeds seemed great.
    Cons: if you are a pic collector, you might need to get firefox, as I.E will sometimes not display the images. I looked at their forums page and an administrator suggested firefox. Some of the older video's are kind of lame and you have to open up your Window's media player to see the trailer (which I found annoying). Some of the pics are kind of boring.

    Great site though!!!
  • Comment by: Bhupendar mukhi - Score: 100/100 - Date: 9/25/2010
    Looking squirting fucking machine sex.
  • Comment by: baabu - Score: 100/100 - Date: 8/8/2010
    sexy naked with large boobs
    thanks fuck off
  • Comment by: nui - Score: 90/100 - Date: 5/28/2010
    Yesss
Price:
 Discount $19.95/30 days (Reg. $29.90, rebills at $29.90 )
$5.95/3 days, rebills at $29.90
$59.90/90 days
$99.00/180 days
$169.95/365 days
Cross Sales: No
Content
Pic sets: 1012+ Pics per set: 165 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: 1024x768 High Res: Yes
Number of movies: 1012+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 34 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 3000k)
MP4 (1280x720; 4999k)
MP4 (1280x720; 4999k; streaming)
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Independent Biller(s): RocketGate
Customer Service: support@kink.com
http://www.kink.com/k/contact_us.jsp


Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-mostly high-def videos
-free live shows
cons -can't save favorites
-no advanced search
-no content tags
Main Category: Masturbation Porn
Updated on: 6/23/2014 06/23/2014- From 82 to 83: Usability score adjusted. -Chris
06/10/2013- From 84 to 82: Less frequent updates. -A.K.
05/03/2012- From 90 to 84: Score adjusted to current criteria. -Will
09/02/2011- Stays at 90. -Will
03/29/2011- Stays at 90. -April
12/02/2010- From 88 to 90: More content and more frequent updates.
-April
04/06/2010- Stays at 88. -Will
08/01/2009- From 84 to 88: Updates are more frequent. -Penelope
11/22/2008- From 79 to 84: Quality/price score has improved. -Groundhog
01/31/2008- From 86 to 79: Quality/price adjusted to new criteria and no bonuses, so reduced other score. - Groundhog
- Initial review: 11/25/2004
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