Lovely Teen Land

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1475
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Lovely Teen Land is mostly a hardcore site where slightly older dudes and average-looking fellows have sex with less-experienced but very horny teens. Just take note that all of the material is nonexclusive.

Mixed into the LovelyTeenLand action are a few other porn niches. There is one interracial scene, at least a couple of double penetrations and several scenes of outdoor sex. Although most of the ladies are white, there is at least one ebony performer and some Latin hotties too, as well as both blondes and brunettes.

The design is nice and simple and when you sign in you will see everything right there on the homepage. Unfortunately, there isn't much to see as there are only 12 videos. There aren't any actual photos, only vid caps, but they provide a good look at what each scene contains. Otherwise, there are some colorfully written descriptions that may cause you to laugh without describing too precisely what will happen in the scene.

The movies can be downloaded as both clips and full-length files. The full-length movies can be downloaded in a Windows Media format that offers average-quality footage and an MP4 format that offers good-quality playback. You can also stream the movies. Some of them run for nearly 30 minutes.

Sometimes the descriptions create scenarios that don't really match, like saying a chick is walking in a park when obviously she's in the backyard of a house. Other times they offer memorable lines, such as, "This accurate young bitch can please the most particular fucker." Not exactly sure what that means, but it sounds real good or perhaps a bit fancy, don't it?

There are 29 network sites included with a membership. They're all part of the 1 Pass For All Sites network and have names like Dirty Ass 2 Mouth, 18 Virgin Sex, Creampied Sweeties and Strapon Service. All these extra sites might seem like overkill if Lovely Teen Land had more to offer and hadn't stopped updating a long time ago. The newest material dates from 2007. The site is small and it isn't getting any bigger, so it isn't worth joining in its current state.

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