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I was definitely pumped when I found out I was going to review this site and I did some more pumping, while reviewing it. Fucked Up Handjobs is a site that brings a little more to the table than your average garden-variety handjobs. The horny hotties stroke rods and squeeze scrotums and they really go the extra mile. They add a little bit of sucking (strictly for lubrication purposes) and some cock and ball torture. They never quite go over the top, but these gals are in charge and there's no mistaking it.

I realize that everything is relative, so there are some who may find it, indeed, a bit over the top. When they say that these are FuckedUpHandjobs, they're not messing with your mind. There are several different video formats from which to choose, including downloadable Windows Media and MPEG files as well as streaming Flash. It seems as if each of the 53 videos includes a true HD version.

One episode featured a personal favorite of mine, Jenny Hendrix. She takes charge of this guy's cock with complete abandon. She pins some clothes-pins to his sac, ties a rope around his shaft, and then paddles his cock and balls with a ruler. She even sits on his face at one point and, I mean she literally sits on his face. It was to the point where he couldn't breathe. For all his troubles, she made him cum twice in a show of real sportsmanship. I'm telling you, I'd endure just about anything to get that sexy lady's hands on my manhood. 

Only one episode doesn't have photos, so you get 52 photo sets to peruse. They say that the pics are high-res images, but, unfortunately, they fall short of the mark. We would simply call them regular-res pictures. The photo galleries are worth checking out though as they show a little bit of behind-the-scenes action. For example, you can see some shots of Nautica Thorn chilling out, smoking a cigarette and trying on a ball-gag just for fun before she jerks off a dude in a leather bondage mask.

For the icing on the cake, membership to this site will also get you access to 51 bonus sites. Some examples include Cock Brutality, Altered Assholes, Pimp Element, Sugar Pie Honeys and Fucked Up Facials. There are some bonus DVDs listed, but they didn't seem to work when I was on the site.

This site updates every two weeks, so it continues to grow, but slowly. The bonus content will keep you busy, at any rate. To find this site's content or any scenes from a specific one of the additional sites, you need to select the sitename from a dropdown menu. I found this navigation detail a bit conufsing at first. Fucked Up Handjobs is worth joining for all kinds of reasons.

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Average Score: 66.1

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User Rating: 3/100 (total: 2 comments)
  • Comment by: xxx - Score: N/A - Date: 10/28/2009
    hasnt updated in over a month...
  • Comment by: Joe - Score: 5/100 - Date: 5/14/2009
    I paid for the 2-day trial, got my id and password, and it never let me in. The member page always went into a loop and showed dialog boxes stacked on dialog boxes.
Price:
Limited Trial $2.95/2 days, rebills at $24.93
$24.93/30 days
$49.92/90 days
Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked
Content
Pic sets: 52+ Pics per set: 230 Zip sets: No
Pic Res: N/A High Res: No
Number of movies: 53+ HD Porn: No Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 20 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
 
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 2800k; streaming)
MPEG (512x288; 1040k; streaming)
Other (720x400; N/A; streaming)
Preview FuckedUpHandjobs.com members area
Support
Independent Biller(s): NetBilling
Customer Service: N/A


Pros & Cons
pros -exclusive content
-high-def quality videos
-bonus sites
cons -slow updates
-no high-res pics
-some awkward navigation
Updated on: 3/5/2010 03/05/2010- From 83 to N/A: No updates forthcoming; scores voided. -Tuesday
05/31/2009- Stays at 83. -Groundhog
- Initial review: 1/20/2008
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