Initial review: 12/26/2007 - Updated on: 8/31/2008

DanceOnMyDick is a softcore site focused on chicks giving lap dances. It sounded good and a somewhat original idea that I hadn't seen all over the place. The tour also made it seem very appealing. They were advertising the fact that these were sweet coed type babes and not old 'used-up broads.'

I guess some of you have already figured out where I am going with this, and you would be right to assume I wasn't impressed with what I saw. However, that isn't to say you shouldn't consider getting a membership. Let me explain.

There are only three episodes available, it has been about a year since the last update and the movies don't look that great.

When I say 'don't look that great' I am referring partly to the actual bitrate quality, which is mediocre to good. However, even more so, I am referring to the actual filming of the scenes. The scenes are all shot mostly POV, by the dude getting the lap/bed dance and not only is he not always able to frame it well, but the lighting in the room is often too dark. The chicks themselves are great though. They are cute, sexy and really try to perform rather then just go through the motions.

So why would you bother signing up for Dancing On Dicks? Well, there are 70 bonus sites that come with your membership. These sites cover hot softcore nubiles, hardcore MILF and lots in between. Now, many of these bonus sites are also small and possibly not updating, but some of them are quite large.The network makes a case for membership, but for just the dancing on dicks content, don't bother yet.