Dance On My Dick

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A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1179
Average Score: 66

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Having just had a run of hardcore sites, I was in the mood for something a little different. That is when I saw Dance On My Dick waiting in my list.

DanceOnMyDick is a softcore site focused on chicks giving lap dances. It sounded good and a somewhat original idea that I hadn't seen all over the place. The tour also made it seem very appealing. They were advertising the fact that these were sweet coed type babes who love to bounce on thick dicks.

I guess some of you have already figured out where I am going with this, and you would be right to assume I wasn't impressed with what I saw. However, that isn't to say you shouldn't consider getting a membership. Let me explain.

There are only 15 episodes available, it has been over a year since the last update and the movies don't look that great. When I say "don't look that great" I am referring partly to the actual bit rate quality, which is mediocre to good. However, even more so, I am referring to the actual filming of the scenes.

The scenes are all shot mostly POV, by the dude getting the lap/bed dance and not only is he not always able to frame it well, but the lighting in the room is often too dark. The chicks themselves are great though. They are cute, sexy and really try to perform rather then just go through the motions.

You won't find any photos of these sexy babes, but some of the videos do come with vid caps that you can use as a quick preview. Bear in mind though, that the videos are already less-than-ideal, so captures from the films won't be anything special.

So why would you bother signing up for Dancing On Dicks? Well, there are over 127 bonus sites that come with your membership. These sites cover hot softcore nubiles, hardcore MILF and lots in between. Now, many of these bonus sites are also small and possibly not updating, but some of them are quite large. The network makes a case for membership, but for just the dancing on dicks content, don't bother yet.

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Latest Comments

  • Comment by: corey

    Score: 5% Date: 06/12/2009

    Like the review says theres only like 3 episodes, the girls you see on the main screen when you go to the site arnt even in them, I don'nt no where that got them, thats false advertisement. Dont waste your time.

  • Comment by: Rv

    Score: 5% Date: 03/23/2009

    they did the same thing to me!!! TJ did you get a return on your cc... i wrote them a bunch of time with no repsonse