Monster Pimps

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Will Peters

By: Will Peters
Number of Reviews: 1473
Average Score: 64

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Monster Pimps is a mega-site with a slight twist. It offers six full-access sites (that's not the twist), each with a slightly fetishistic take on hardcore, with ladies dressed as secretaries, cheerleaders, chicks turning tricks to become secretaries and dicks ringed with lipstick. They don't really fall into one single realm of kinkiness, but don't we all have a variety of kinkiness in us? (Maybe I'm oversharing here.)

When it comes to the amount of content available, MonsterPimps has over 680 photo galleries when you combine the sets from all six sites. However, on the downside is that fact that there are far fewer flicks available. In fact, there are only 89 videos with quality running the full gamut, from average to HD quality. A couple sites only have movies and some of them only have pictures. Before we move on, here are some examples.

Panty Jobs is for panty lovers, handjob lovers and blowjob lovers (lovers of just one of the three will still find some satisfaction here). All will find something to enjoy on this site. There are 58 great-quality videos, but it's a little slow with updates.

On Exploited Secretaries come and watch 12 scenes with babes desperate for a job in these hard economic times, so they're sucking dick to secure secretarial positions. Four of the scenes include pics, while the rest are only vid caps. Some of the videos are in HD, while others qualify as good.

Lipstick BJ provides 18 average to good-quality videos of fresh-faced gals wearing tacky lipstick as they give head. There have been no new updates in almost two months, which is disappointing. Extras here include 14 video feeds and one live link.

Next is Sport Babes, which delivers a unique niche with all kinds of babes in different types of athletic uniforms. However, a big negative here is that none of the movie links listed on the site actually work. Nevertheless, you sure do get an eyeful of sexy chicks thanks to the 164 photo galleries.

Doing the math you have obviously figured out that there are two more sites that round out the network. Well, one of them contains 219 fresh-faced amateurs in panties (more panty fun for fans of such things), 191 more galleries and a single video with cheerleaders.

Another issue with this network of sites is that although one updates weekly and a couple of them update about once every two weeks, some are far slower and others have even stopped updating altogether. Plus, the sites look dated, but they are set up so that navigating through everything is not an issue.

Monster Pimps isn't expensive, but much of its content is not overly impressive. Moreover, they have a lot of photos, but few videos. Taking everything into account I don't feel that this network deserves my recommendation, especially given that there are other sites out there with more, and more impressive, content.

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