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Updated on: 07/25/2015

A.K. Anderson 

By: A.K. Anderson
Number of Reviews: 1373
Average Score: 65

Since we last visited MonsterPimps...

  • There's a lot more content, but it doesn't look like much updating is happening these days.

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Monster Pimps is a mega-site that offers five full-access sites, each with a slightly fetishistic take on hardcore, with ladies dressed as secretaries and cheerleaders, chicks turning tricks to become secretaries, and dicks ringed with lipstick. They don't really fall into one single realm of kink, but don't we all have a variety of kinks in us? (Maybe I'm oversharing here.)

When it comes to amount of content, MonsterPimps has 980 photo galleries when you combine the sets from all five sites and that's a good chunk of images. However, on the downside is that there are much fewer flicks. You'll get 210 videos across all the sites, with quality running the full gamut, from average to HD quality. A couple sites only have movies and some only have pictures.

Panty Jobs is for panty lovers, handjob lovers and blowjob lovers (lovers of just one out of the three will still find some satisfaction). On Exploited Secretaries come and watch babes desperate for a job in these hard economic times, so they're sucking dick to secure secretarial positions.

Lipstick BJ provides videos of fresh-faced gals wearing tacky lipstick as they give head so that the lip-liner ends up as much on the cock as on their lips. Next is Sport Babes, which delivers a unique niche with all kinds of babes in different types of athletic wear. And finally there's the site Cheer Girls, which focuses its attention on babes in cheerleader outfits (and partially out of said outfits as well).

Getting back to the network site, I do have to mention how unattractive it is. It's only one page with a list of sites, but it really looks dated. Also, the only way to browse the content is by going to each site individually (and entering your login info for each site the first time you enter it). There's no way to just browse the entire collection as a whole, which is always disappointing to see on a mega-site.

Another issue with this network is the update schedule, which looks to be rather slow - or maybe even not at all. Some of the sites have definitely stopped updating, while others have gone months without any growth. In the end, whether or not you decide to join I'd do so assuming that there won't be much growth across the network - that way you won't be disappointed.

Monster Pimps isn't overly expensive, but much of its content is not overly impressive, either. Moreover, with the differences in amount, you really need to prefer photo sets over videos. Taking everything into account I really don't feel that this network deserves my recommendation, especially given that there are other individual sites out there with more, and more impressive, content.

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