Some people crave sun and surf. They spend hundreds of dollars on new bathing suits that cover very little of their bodies, work out until their muscles ripple and get a fake tan so they can blend in with their fellow beach bums. However, there are also those who love the beach because it permits them to spy on semi-nude chicks. On I Love The Beach, it is the latter group of individuals who will have the opportunity to sparkle with wave after wave of hedonistic fun.
When it comes to design and navigation, some sites do it better than others. In my opinion, ILoveTheBeach could use a little work. They have a list of updates on the homepage, but once you click into the separate areas (they organize the content by geographical area), the movies don't have any names or dates, so you can't really be sure what you've watched and what still remains to be ogled. However, whether you choose France or Miami Beach, there will be plenty of nearly nude chicks to titillate.
The 1,875 or so videos will make you feel all warm and sunny inside. While the length of each is very short, the quality of both the Windows Media and DivX-encoded AVI files is good for the most part. Many sections also have HD Windows Media files.
Some of the gals sit around without their bikini tops on, so they get no tan lines. Others splash around in the ocean surf while their bosoms bounce in a seductive way. It may be repetitive and they do focus on the larger titties at the expense of the smaller ones, but it does have what the French call a certain "je ne sais quoi" that I just love about topless beach destinations.
When it comes to photos, there is a huge amount with at least 680 sets of pictures. There are also many more sets of vid caps. The images are crisp and high-res or nearly so and they show topless chicks in bathing suits sitting around, soaking up the sun, oiling up their smooth skin and frolicking in the waves.
Bonus content is at a minimum, but you will have access to the contribution gallery, which showcases hot beach scenes captured by the cameras of other photographers. Updates are pretty frequent. You can expect new galleries every couple of days and movies arrive about 10 times a month.
On I Love The Beach, you get a huge collection of sandy scenes with bare tits and other exposed flesh. If you love checking out babes on the beach, but there isn't one near your house or it's closed for the winter, then you'll enjoy the many sunny days ahead with this site. Just keep in mind that there is a 5GB daily download limit.
|$29.95/30 days, rebills at $19.95|
|Cross Sales: No|
|Pic sets: 680+||Pics per set: 24||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 1875+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 2 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: N/A||Download Limits: Yes
AVI (512x384; 1487k)
Windows (1280x720; 5000k)
Silverlight (640x380; N/A; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||CCBill, Verotel|
Pros & Cons
-high-res zipped photo sets
-many high-def videos
-can't save favorites
-daily download limit
-no advanced search
10/07/2011- From 87 to 82: Scores adjusted to new criteria. -April
12/21/2010- From 86 to 87: More content. -April
06/08/2010- Stays at 86. -Tuesday
10/17/2009- Stays at 86. -Bryce
09/12/2008- From 85 to 86: Update rate increased. -Marmot - Initial review: 10/13/2007