We've all heard of soccer moms. Now, it's time for Minivan Mommies. It sounds like a great plan, but in fact, some of the chicks who fill this small collection of supposedly MILF-inspired episodes don't exactly fit the mold. At least, not according to me, the Groundhog.
I've been around a bit, so find it a bit of a stretch to see the likes of Kayla Quinn and Shannon Kelley portrayed in a wholesome vixen-next-door kind of way. Nevertheless, at least some of the ladies on MinivanMommies look old enough to fulfill our desires for matronly muff, as long as you don't mind your mature chicks served piping hot.
The 29 videos come in three downloadable formats. The Flash files offer are of good quality, while the MPEGs and Windows Media files offer great-quality playback. My only issue is that there are no full-length versions, only short clips, but at least they last about five minutes each. Most of the actual hardcore sucking, fucking and facials don't occur inside a minivan, but the sex acts take place in domestic settings slightly more standard, less mobile.
There are 29 galleries with some high-res sets that not only show you the action captured during the videos, but also some marvelous glamour posing. Most of the women actually do the first part of the photo spread inside a minivan to get your engines revving on the whole family-transportation fantasy. Most of the galleries average out to about 70 frames.
If they were updating regularly there could be some hope for this site to turn into something worthwhile on its own. However, they don't appear to have added much, if anything, in over a year. So, it looks like the bonuses are going to be the make-it-or-break-it content.
There are 52 full-access bonus sites, such as Brazil Bang, Bubble Butt Orgy, Asian Creamy Pies, Kung Pao Pussy and Pussy Pinata. Not all the bonus sites are updating, but enough are that the network is giving you something new multiple times per week.
There is enough of a collection on Minivan Mommies to appease you for about a month's time. After that, unless you enjoy the selection of bonus sites, you might want to move on.
|The Best Porn||Review||8/4/2007||73/100|
|Average Score: 73|
|Limited Trial $1.00/1 day, rebills at $34.97|
|Cross Sales: 2 pre-checked|
|Pic sets: 29+||Pics per set: 70||Zip sets: No|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: Yes|
|Number of movies: 29+||HD Porn: No||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 20 mins||Full length videos: No||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: None||Download Limits: No
Windows (400x300; 2000k)
MPEG (400x296; 985k)
Flash (400x300; 1205k)
Pros & Cons
-some high-res pics
-no zipped photo sets
-no full-length downloads