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We all know that most of the "reality" on these reality sites is fake. All the same, we are sometimes able to get past the bad acting and unlikely situations to convince ourselves that maybe it is real. However, this is very hard to do on Big Sausage Pizza (which is why it was nominated for the 2011 Rabbits Reviews Best Of The Web award for Least Believable Reality Premise).

Although, it's not like the makers of BigSausagePizza expect you to suspend your disbelief that much anyway. And I never said that was a bad thing either. So, here is the basic premise: A guy shows up to deliver a pizza. A sexy woman answers the door. she goes to get the money to pay and while she is gone the delivery guy sticks his cock through a hole under the box. Then, when the hot woman opens up the box, his man sausage is sticking out of a hole through the pizza. Hilarity and hardcore action ensue.

As would happen in real life, a lady seeing a man's manhood sticking through a presumably cold pie couldn't deny wanting a slice of hot sex. Could she? Well, not these ladies. At any rate, there are 185 episodes. You can stream them in Flash format or download them as Windows Media files, many of which are offering high-def playback (they are all marked HD, but not all of them are). Each video comes with a corresponding set of pictures.

You can expect to see handjobs, blowjobs, titjobs, raunchy sex and facials, regardless of whether you look though the videos or photos. If you don't get enough hardcore action from the main material, you can always get some more from the Reality Gang network of sites. There are over 30 and Euro Bride Tryouts, Jr College Lesbians, Latina Caliente, Needy Wives and Nude Beach House are just a few of them.

You're getting a good amount of exclusive material for your money. Updates were inconsistent in the past and now they look to have slowed down to the point where it has been two months since they last added anything. Even so, Big Sausage Pizza is a classic that's still piping hot and worth a look. And even though it isn't growing very fast, there is enough already there to keep you full for a little while.

Number of Reviews: 1423
Average Score: 64.2

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User Rating: 66/100 (total: 2 comments)
  • Comment by: Thomas - Score: 85/100 - Date: 7/16/2011
    The below comments that the videos are DRM-protected are either outdated, or just plain lies. ALL videos are free.

    There are 38 sites in the Network, with all kinds of niches. The parent network is REALITY GANG. Plenty of stuff in good quality, fast downloads, no cutoffs (I'm not using a download manager). Girls are top US and "imported" pros: Angelina Valentine, Rhylee Richards, Crista Moore, McKenzee Miles, etc.pp - you get the picture.

    Cheap (What you must do is fill out the form, it will say "renews at USD 39.95" - then try to CLOSE the window, and a small one will pick up wich leads you to a lower monthly rate (the first one is a bit higher than the alleged offer of 7.98, but subsequent ones are much lower than the 39.95!) !!!

  • Comment by: bsp - Score: 100/100 - Date: 6/1/2009
    fucking top top class,no competing with this stuff haha
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$24.95/30 days
$49.95/90 days
$95.40/365 days
Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked (only on trial)
Pic sets: 185+ Pics per set: 200 Zip sets: Yes
Pic Res: N/A High Res: No
Number of movies: 185+ HD Porn: Yes Streaming: Yes
Average Length: 30 mins Full length videos: Yes Download Limits: No
Video Formats: Windows (1280x720; 3000k)
Flash (920x515; N/A; streaming)
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Pros & Cons
pros -many high-def videos
-bonus sites
-exclusive content
cons -stopped updating
-can't leave comments
-can't save favorites
Updated on: 8/28/2012 08/28/2012- From 69 to 73: More content and more frequent updating. -A.K.
03/04/2012- From 82 to 69: Stopped updating and scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
04/06/2011- Stays at 82. -A.K.
10/07/2010- From 83 to 82: More content, but slower updating. -A.K.
01/09/2010- Stays at 83. -A.K.
07/31/2009- Stays at 83. -Chris
01/29/2009- From 82 to 83: Video quality improved. -Groundhog
- Initial review: 8/12/2004
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