We all know that most of the "reality" on these reality sites is fake. All the same, we are sometimes able to get past the bad acting and unlikely situations to convince ourselves that maybe it is real. However, this is very hard to do on Big Sausage Pizza (which is why it was nominated for the 2011 Rabbits Reviews Best Of The Web award for Least Believable Reality Premise).
Although, it's not like the makers of BigSausagePizza expect you to suspend your disbelief that much anyway. And I never said that was a bad thing either. So, here is the basic premise: A guy shows up to deliver a pizza. A sexy woman answers the door. she goes to get the money to pay and while she is gone the delivery guy sticks his cock through a hole under the box. Then, when the hot woman opens up the box, his man sausage is sticking out of a hole through the pizza. Hilarity and hardcore action ensue.
As would happen in real life, a lady seeing a man's manhood sticking through a presumably cold pie couldn't deny wanting a slice of hot sex. Could she? Well, not these ladies. At any rate, there are 185 episodes. You can stream them in Flash format or download them as Windows Media files, many of which are offering high-def playback (they are all marked HD, but not all of them are). Each video comes with a corresponding set of pictures.
You can expect to see handjobs, blowjobs, titjobs, raunchy sex and facials, regardless of whether you look though the videos or photos. If you don't get enough hardcore action from the main material, you can always get some more from the Reality Gang network of sites. There are over 30 and Euro Bride Tryouts, Jr College Lesbians, Latina Caliente, Needy Wives and Nude Beach House are just a few of them.
You're getting a good amount of exclusive material for your money. Updates were inconsistent in the past and now they look to have slowed down to the point where it has been two months since they last added anything. Even so, Big Sausage Pizza is a classic that's still piping hot and worth a look. And even though it isn't growing very fast, there is enough already there to keep you full for a little while.
|The Best Porn||Review||7/1/2004||77/100|
|Average Score: 78.5|
|Limited Trial $1.00/2 days, rebills at $30.00|
|Cross Sales: 1 pre-checked (only on trial)|
|Pic sets: 185+||Pics per set: 200||Zip sets: Yes|
|Pic Res: N/A||High Res: No|
|Number of movies: 185+||HD Porn: Yes||DRM protection: No|
|Average Length: 30 mins||Full length videos: Yes||Streaming: Yes|
|Condoms: Some||Download Limits: No
Windows (1280x720; 3000k)
Flash (920x515; N/A; streaming)
|Independent Biller(s):||Epoch, SegPay|
Pros & Cons
-many high-def videos
-can't leave comments
-can't save favorites
03/04/2012- From 82 to 69: Stopped updating and scores adjusted to new criteria. -A.K.
04/06/2011- Stays at 82. -A.K.
10/07/2010- From 83 to 82: More content, but slower updating. -A.K.
01/09/2010- Stays at 83. -A.K.
07/31/2009- Stays at 83. -Chris
01/29/2009- From 82 to 83: Video quality improved. -Groundhog - Initial review: 8/12/2004