Whenever Willard Scot does his segment on the Today show wishing people a happy 100th birthday, I never hear him say that the reason they have lived so long is by sucking and fucking lots of cock. I'm thinking though, that that might be the reason given by most of the old bitches at Ask Your Granny.

Sure, technically you can be a grandmother in your 30s. I have even known a few, but when we think granny fucking we are looking for women who haven't been in their 30s for quite a while. AskYourGranny provides us with those types of women. There is no confusing these old sluts with anything, but grandmothers.

Ask Your Granny contains 34 episodes so far. The update schedule is not very consistent, so I can't really tell you how fast they are growing. A month ago they were updating every few days, but in the last month they have only added one episode. It seems pretty random.

The good news is that each episode comes with a full-length, high-quality MPEG download option, which brings you the old lady fucking nice and clear to your computer screen. You can also get the movie in average-quality Windows Media clips or in a full-length iPod version. Each episode comes with a set of vid caps, but there is also a picture section with 44 high-res photo shoots.

The content is all nonexclusive, but the real disappointment is the almost $40 a month price tag. It is true that there are 36 hardcore, nonexclusive bonus sites included, but that price tag is still too high. If the nonexclusive granny action and the large and varied network intrigue you, then the only way to do it is by getting a three-month membership. This option comes out to only $20 a month, but you will also be hoping that the granny fucking is going to be updating more than once a month.